meg

new account last one got deleted at 900k

[Brendan Fraser’s simp ☭ @bodegacat__]

I made one lol

[meg @therealmeggyb]

yeah i’ll throw it back for JOM

[meg @therealmeggyb]

alcohol touches my lips 🤝 uber eats mcdonald’s on the way

[James @CaucasianJames]

moscow mule twitter make some noise

[meg @therealmeggyb]

too hungover to read the room

[meg @therealmeggyb]

unless were talking calculus, i do NOT know my limits

[cletus @okcletus_]

do not send me pictures of your dog i literally do not care and i’m not sorry

[meg @therealmeggyb]

@yesmynameisdale @MaynardsCandy 0 sense

[meg @therealmeggyb]

the microwave is the most underrated kitchen appliance, i’ll say it

[meg @therealmeggyb]

my new year’s resolution is to be more annoying, any instagram pyramid scheme babes looking for a new recruit?

[meg @therealmeggyb]

charcuterie boards really went off in 2020

[meg @therealmeggyb]

idk who needs to hear this... but its “happy new year” not “happy new years” :)

[meg @therealmeggyb]

a female-run podcast is a broadcast

[meg @therealmeggyb]

help can’t stop capping

[meg @therealmeggyb]

bro is the most versatile word in the english language

[meg @therealmeggyb]

a long island iced tea has everything in it but iced tea

[meg @therealmeggyb]

sometimes you gotta read the room and know when to abort the bit