Meg-han 🦀

East coaster in a west coast world. Ditch the car. Replace parking lots with housing. Environmentalist. Sometimes hypocrite. she/her/pinballnerd

[Meg-han 🦀 @TheRealMegJon]

NOW! That's What I Call Xennial Angst, featuring such hits as:

- Low-Key Wanna Die
- (My Career Is) A Series of Dead End Jobs
- Everyone I Know Is on Anxiety Meds

Plus many more!

[amanda @jailedamanda]

No one is bragging, we are telling you that it can’t be done so you don’t get hurt. But go with god and try it I guess.

[Meg-han 🦀 @TheRealMegJon]

It is funny (bleak) that the US has a ton of walkable sports stadiums, but none of them are being used for the World Cup.

[Evie ♡ @EFCevie]

really funny seeing americans basically bragging that you can’t walk to stadiums in the us for the world cup as if that’s a good thing. why are you proud of your country being so inaccessible?

[Meg-han 🦀 @TheRealMegJon]

I love this play (and Cole Escola) so much

[OH, MARY! on Broadway @ohmaryplay]

not since abraham lincoln has someone loved coming up from behind like that

[kida @kidasnow]

as per usual

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i dont know much about economics. is a collapsing stock market and high inflation good?

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Actually laughed out loud I fear

[Aaron Carr @aaronAcarr]

Fun sports brain: HELL YEAH, GET ‘EM

Unfun policy brain: Gramercy is a whole-ass city-block park sitting on the public street grid in the middle of the largest city in America, occupying what would otherwise be public land if not for an entirely stupid historical quirk, locked away unless you can afford a multi million dollar home.

Opening Gramercy Park wouldn’t be a government seizure. The surrounding homeowners did *not* buy a park from the city with their own money, they bought homes that came bundled with exclusive access rights created by a wonky 19th-century arrangement.

The State should use every tool at its disposal to open it to the public, instead of treating it like a private club for the ultra rich and Spurs basketball players. A 19th century exclusionary covenant shouldn’t dictate access to 21st century public space.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

NEW RULE FOR DEMOCRATS:
When they go low, we go whatever level Hunter Biden is at.

[emily north @north0fnorth]

i’m convinced car dependency and suburban sprawl promoting anti-social attitudes like “being in a public place with strangers is scary and bad” majorly contributes to why so many people are extremely regressive, tribalist, and paranoid these days

[bennny @Driftwould2]

The hipster music discussion has devolved into 35 year olds trying to out-cool each other with what they listened to and frankly that’s the hipster spirit, right there

[Meg-han 🦀 @TheRealMegJon]

@DangerVenture This is Incredible

[Yuygush @yuygush]

Its true. When Karen O sang, "wait, they dont love you like i love you," she was talking about a pbr tallcan.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Just take the Albanian Island deal. Jared and Ivanka secured a $1.4 billion resort on Sazan, a protected island on state land. By his own account, he was introduced to Albania's prime minister on the Rothschilds' yacht. Ivanka called the place a "private island" they "discovered." Albanian prosecutors have now opened a corruption inquiry into how that land lost its protected status.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

The stupidity of the modern electorate is the biggest issue that politicians can’t ever plan for

Spencer Pratt is a name that should be reserved solely for millennials who are guessing reality tv villains at bar trivia

[Maria @m0891740]

Others:
“i’m engaged!”
“i’m pregnant!”
“i just bought a house!”

Me: My favorite baseball team just won a regular season game tonight

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

My favorite Trump brag is when he aces yet another cognitive test that they only give people just before they go into hospice

[Meg-han 🦀 @TheRealMegJon]

I was too broke to afford food in 2009, but who needed food when I could be insufferable about my record collection and the obscure bands I was seeing at basement and warehouse shows in NYC & Bmore.

[courtnel @courtnelc]

People forget that one of the things that made hipsters hipsters was the pretentiousness especially when it came to music lmao

[kelly 🦐 @rrroooiiirrr]

[james murphy voice] but i was there

[Meg-han 🦀 @TheRealMegJon]

Idk how I managed to marry a New England wasp who was very into bluegrass when I so roundly rejected the music of my people from a very young age lol

[Meg-han 🦀 @TheRealMegJon]

What's funny is I was chain smoking outside an LCD Soundsystem show in NYC in 2008/2009 and I also married someone who plays a mandolin where we got married in the Appalachian foothills and our venue was at a former mink farm turned wedding venue lol

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Woman smoking parliaments outside a LCD Soundsystem show at Music Hall of Williamsburg and woman with a barn wedding who plays mandolin at the craft brewery open mic night in Asheville, NC would literally never even meet unless they ran into each other at Bonnaroo.