Amelia

Living a life of immortality

[Amelia @therealmeil]

A homeless man once told me that I had a womb that will carry ten babies

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

hey girl hahah umm what do u say we have another drink and then we ᵍᵒ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᶜᵃᵐᵖ ᶦᶰ ᵃᶰᶦᵐᵃᶫ ᶜʳᵒˢˢᶦᶰᵍ ᶦ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ᶰᵉʷ ᶜᵒᵘᶜʰ

[MILEY @miley]

RUDE!!! Not pregnant just eating a shit ton of tufurkey

[brent @murrman5]

me on phone: this is the worst possible time to dump me margaret

tattoo artist: im not quite done so I could make it say I love margaritas

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

I CANT STOP SCREAMING HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA https://t.co/5zFzBPNGfe

[John Legend @johnlegend]

This is called slavery https://t.co/bPQefUEQSC

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

The President of the United States saying that our Vice President would love to hang all gay people. Evil pieces of shit. https://t.co/enzttd1lzl

[Tatumn @potatumn]

ʸᵉᵃʰ ᵘʰ ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘʰʰʰʰʰ separation of church and state?? https://t.co/dHtoTBGUgO

[Ultra’s iPhone @FestivalProbz]

Me describing to a friend how to get to my campsite:
Look for the big red pole thing with a pizza and take a left. you'll see the purple cow

[Michelle Lee @heymichellelee]

quick, someone kneel at the white house so they all leave https://t.co/kJuuKdqUXR

[kooper @koopstah]

my sadness is deep & profound

[Goth Ms. Frizzle @spookperson]

┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
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haven't done our dishes
because we have depression
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[ty @tyler_b____]

Yeah, thats what happens when people dont catch them for tourist petting zoos, or for soup, or for their shells. This is how it should be. https://t.co/GkZlAUGeB0

[Raquel Savage @Raquel_Savage]

So also since he gave me his address he already said 95% yes to me getting him robbed.

I mean otherwise don't give me your address AMIRITE https://t.co/iOFc3IlB2m