Melanie

🗣crippling anxiety in the streets and potato chip crumbs in my sheets 🤙🏻

[Melanie @therealmelanie]

So many people are quick to jump down my throat about having my nipples pierced and not wearing bras but I've started saying "August 7th was the day I got my nipples pierced 2 years ago" and not "August 7th was the day I got raped 7 years ago" and there's so much power in that

[Melanie @therealmelanie]

Last night, whilst working as a cashier at Sportchek - someone brought up the Nike controversy to me and all I said was "bruh.. I just work here" 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[Letterkenny Problems @LetterkennyProb]

Get the fuck outta here dude.

[sarah @saraahhtonin]

I love walking on campus looking like shit and watching all the freshmen girls judge the fuck out of me. Like this is you baby, this is your future, take a good long look

[Melanie @therealmelanie]

All I really want in life is someone who wants to hold my hand

[Melanie @therealmelanie]

No offence but would someone just HOLD MY GOD DAMN HAND

[. @pena_core]

I remember one time I caught my ex talking to some dude in an indie band and was telling him she’s sad and she said something along the lines of “my boyfriend is a musician (me) and hasn’t once made a song about me or how he loves me” like bro I play the drums wtf lol

[kinsy @kinsyb23]

Eminem and MGK are in a feud and Colin Kaepernick is the face of Nike. I haven’t seen so many stressed out white people since Sears closed.

[Jaron Baker @jaronxbaker]

when somebody cares for u, it is so apparent. in their words, in their gestures, in their actions - it is obvious. dont settle for anybody who leaves u wondering

[alison 🦋 @alisonpool_]

Love her extra on her bad days.

I mean, she’ll get too emotional sometimes, too clingy sometimes, she might get angry at small things sometimes.

Understand.

Instead of getting mad at her, be extra patient with her.

Those are the days she needs your love & patience the most.

[Melanie @therealmelanie]

The worst part about that Pokémon go phase is that I can no longer just drive around the city without pointing out PokéStops

[JΞVH M @Jevholution]

i noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so i decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s now been 51 days since i hung it up.

[Jaron Baker @jaronxbaker]

way too emotional lately lmao

[dana @Danahhmean]

Frog is a prison

[Melanie @therealmelanie]

My Christmas list thus far:
• A garlic mincer
• The stabby things u put at the ends of corn on the cob