jack mellon

Full time Jorge Posada defender ⚾️ Shamrock Shake enthusiast ☘️

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

Everyone: QUARANTINE DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD START A PODCAST
Me:

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

@KMaC703 One of Tim Reams children would’ve given a better effort tn

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

@MacGrowsMoney Most accurate take on the app rn

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

If I see another tweet with anything but positive things to say about Wes and I’m deleting the app. Bruh is one of maybe two guys who didn’t disappoint entire tournament.

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

Hearing a drunk dude who’s never watched soccer tell a local news reporter that he didn’t think Tim Ream was good enough to play tn yet Poch allowed him to go 90.

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

@usmntaut Freeman was lost in the first half often not even being brave enough to challenge against Belgian runs or make the right outward play. Tillman outside of set plays is a liability. Lots of positives from group play but this is the wrong takeaway overall.

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

Your books made me fall out of love with reading in college and I hope you don’t watch the game today

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

The definition of a true fan:

You’d rather see your team lose fairly than win unfairly.

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

This rules and I can’t wait to play it every day

[Frank Michael Smith @frankmikesmith]

I made a sports geography game where you're asked to pinpoint locations of 5 questions. I'd appreciate if you gave it a shot

https://t.co/sI14JX9Arc

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

@massivegenius12 @musictalkss Hate leads to suffering bro

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

However much longer you think the men’s bathroom line is than the women’s at a Goose show….multiply that by 6

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

162 til our faces turn blue #YankMeLater

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

Guys it’s so hard to date in SF no girls will take about peptides, and zomg openclaw so unsafe with me

[C.C. Gong @CCgong]

you went to a real SF party this weekend if you talked about
- openclaw and how it’s a paradigm shift but also zomg so unsafe
- peptides
- how impossible dating in SF is
- AI agents replacing everyone
- the Anthropic tender driving up housing prices
- creatine

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

There’s nothing an old lady loves more than telling someone they’re in boarding group 1

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

psyched to give in to the singularity and have these directly uploaded to my consciousness

[Verbal Riot @verbalriotshow]

I appreciate what Ben Affleck said on Joe Rogan but, I'm betting on A.I.

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

Sees Candy?? Yeah I eats it too!

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

Marty Supreme is a movie about how no matter how hard life gets new wave synths are all you ever need to lock in

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

Naming my first born McCaffrey

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

East coast elites not understanding the hate between the bay and LA 😂

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

I’m struggling to see how this isn’t the most common fandom in California

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

He’s really the mvp 😢😖🥲

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

Not to Black Friday shame but one woman in my building currently has 10+ packages in our mailroom

[jack mellon @therealmellon]

This guy is one of my favorite guys