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I literally don’t get Twitter

[melanie @therealmelralph]

Liam: “Coming into this experiment I just wanted to be accepted”.
Georgia: “will your family and friends accept me?”
Liam: no.
#MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #mafs

[melanie @therealmelralph]

Finally worked out who Taras reminds me of… #BigBrother #BigBrother2022 #BBAU

[melanie @therealmelralph]

Taras has serial killer vibes #BigBrother #bbau

[melanie @therealmelralph]

Enter to WIN a meet & greet with HANSON plus tickets for you + 3 friends + limited edition tour poster!: https://t.co/UmVTWyXy9A

[melanie @therealmelralph]

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Big Brother: “This is Big Brother” #BBAU

[melanie @therealmelralph]

At least we know this kent brought the Scooby snacks #BBAU #BigBrother2022

[melanie @therealmelralph]

When you have to be at the Met Gala at 6 but transport oxygen from the lungs to all tissues at 8. #MetGala #blood #MetGala2022 @GiGiHadid

[melanie @therealmelralph]

When is Tamara’s Ted Talk on her illustrious career? #MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

[melanie @therealmelralph]

I’d like to see Ms Ungermeyer let loose on Jackson #MAFSAU #MAFS

[melanie @therealmelralph]

The new face of unemployment in Australia:

#MAFS #MAFSAU #oliviasucks

[melanie @therealmelralph]

Mitch confused that there are cameras filming him on MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia #MAFS

[melanie @therealmelralph]

Politicians selecting photos for their election posters be like:

“Here is the most recent picture of myself- vote for me…” #auspol #Election2022 #Liberals #Labor #Australia #Politics #elections #Adelaide

[melanie @therealmelralph]

Guess we found out how Evie’s life ended up after “thirteen” #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

[melanie @therealmelralph]

Olivia is a shit friend #MAFSAU #mafs

[melanie @therealmelralph]

Serious Ron Burgundy vibes here #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight #Mafs

[melanie @therealmelralph]

With all the camera angles possible, you’d think MAFS could focus on Andrew’s non cauliflower ear. #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAUS #MAFS

[melanie @therealmelralph]

Did Anthony leave the honeymoon? Cuz not sure. #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MarriedAtFirstSight

[melanie @therealmelralph]

MAFS meet socks, socks,
Meet MAFS.
#MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU

[melanie @therealmelralph]

@JJMulch81 Ahhhhhhhhahahhahahahaha

[melanie @therealmelralph]

“I’d like to couple up with this boy…” wait wrong show… does he know he signed up for mafs not love island? #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS #MAFSAU

[melanie @therealmelralph]

#novakdjokovic #AusOpen #Djokovic