Michæl

WMU Alum 🐴 Fitness & golf enthusiast

[Michæl @therealmike__p]

Listening to @SmylieKaufman10 commentate a Sunday pga finish is more soothing than anything I’ve ever listened to

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

This is how you decorate your house for Christmas

[max homa @Maxhoma]

Just one time I’d like to go on a boys trip where we catch up on sleep and relax as much as possible instead of pushing our bodies to the absolute limit

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

Nate Diaz after talking 1000 clean shots to the head

[Michæl @therealmike__p]

@FedExHelp thanks for delivering my package to an Amazon hub locker and not giving me a fucking code. You guys are incredible over there. A bunch of hard working fucks who couldn’t feed bread to a starving duck

[Michæl @therealmike__p]

What a day to not be able to play golf

[Michæl @therealmike__p]

Patiently waiting for league szn 🏌🏽‍♂️

[Michæl @therealmike__p]

Stock 9 iron draw

[PGA of America @PGA]

What club would you pull on this 157-yard par 3?

[max homa @Maxhoma]

This kicker should try cross hand

[Michæl @therealmike__p]

Why’s it so fucking expensive, what’s it cost to make one, are you lying to me about the previous question

[MYGOLFSPY @MyGolfSpy]

When a *NEW* driver is released, what are the top 3 things you want to know? 🆕

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2.
3.

[Michæl @therealmike__p]

175-185

[Caddie Network @CaddieNetwork]

How far do you hit your stock 7-iron? #GolfTalk

[Michæl @therealmike__p]

@bdogscanman @instagram I wish you’d stfu

[Michæl @therealmike__p]

@maxhoma23 roast my swing bud

[Michæl @therealmike__p]

@Trevorlawrencee hey man, thanks for scoring me 5 fucking points in my fantasy championship game this past weekend. I started you over Dak and you absolutely SHIT THE BED. Thanks! 🔥

[Michæl @therealmike__p]

6 iron

[PGA of America @PGA]

197-yard par 3... What club are you pulling?

[NFL Fantasy Football @NFLFantasy]

WHO'S FANTASY CHAMPIONSHIP BOUND???

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

Congrats to those who’ve made their Fantasy Football Title Game!

(Like ur boy) 👋🏻

[Michæl @therealmike__p]

🙋🏻‍♂️

[Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro) @LouStagner]

Percent of golfers that average 290+ with driver:
▶️0.05%

Percent of golfers that THINK they average 290+ with driver:
▶️58.2%

😃

[Mark Woodley @MarkWoodleyTV]

This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.

[Michæl @therealmike__p]

@Eagles @JoshAllenQB @iAM_JoshJacobs @NickChubb @JalenHurts @EzekielElliott you all played a part in me losing this year in the first round. Thanks to another outstanding season fuckers!