Roby.

Smooth. Sweet. Satisfying. Ezekiel 25:17

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

From the agave, we shall find our inner strength.

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

Hug and kiss my ass... X and O.

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. It's been a mighty long time... but let's go crazy ❤️

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

My halo is up there somewhere... But there's a good chance the only thing holding it up is my horns.

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

I need a shot of tequila, a cigarette, and a cool ass mustache. #theunholytrinity

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

One last caress...

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

I lied... his name ended up being Rocko.

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

People of the American Wasteland... Prepare to be astounded, bedazzled, and otherwise stupefied. It's @Borgology, your Master of Ceremonies. Coming to you loud and proud from Galaxy News Radio!

[borg.. @Borgology]

Bruva ✊🏽🌩️

Big Ups!! 🙏 https://t.co/LEy90hrV8U

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

The Creative Genius. Check him out! @Borgology

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

I could drink a whole tequila fifth. Some call it a problem, others call it a gift.

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

@SHORTIBABI21 ayyyyyyy chica ☺️

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

Look Ma, another national disgrace ☺️

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

I'm just here to get drunk, party and have some fun.

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

I didn't come to start no trouble or hurt no one.

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

Ezekiel 25:17

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for fighting, this one's for fun.

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

Just kidding... I have an astonishing beetle.

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

I got a bitchin' camero.

[Roby. @therealmikeroby]

Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?

Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas

You're kidding...

I must be, the Bahamas are islands