Hans Moleman ️🎖️

[ Ordained Pastafarian Minister ] هاها ، لقد جعلتك تترجم #ImpeachTrump

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From @TheSimpsons Season 29, Episode 5 “Grampy Can Ya Hear Me” #HansMoleman #Simpsons #SimpsonsForever

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@m_dyline GTFOH 🖕

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@us_connie By holding my head under the water. #SweetRelease 🪦💀

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From @TheSimpsons Season 25, Episode 3, “Four Regrettings and a Funeral” #HansMoleman #Simpsons #SimpsonsForever

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@SleepEatScream I prefer my coffee ☕️ the same way I like my women: without some other guy’s dick in it. 🤷‍♂️

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Damn, 🤦‍♂️ I totally forgot to wish @PresleyGerber a congratulatory "Welcome to the 27 Club, dude!" 🪦

Anyway, condolences to @CindyCrawford and @KaiaGerber, I guess? 🤷‍♂️

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@builtbybel Will do! The only thing that would need to be changed is the location of the source files, obviously. Thanks!

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@Murk441 The POTUS (Donald J. Trump) 🖕

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@WorkElizab TF outta there

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@harrypotte3wte The entire presidency🙄

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I got my phone number in 1999, with @ATT. I stayed with AT&T until ~2015, when I dumped them for @TMobile. I’ve always over-paid (both networks), but this latest forced migration T-Mobile is making mandatory is enough for me to dump them. Hello, @USMobile! #mvno 📵

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@breckiebaby My piss stream. 💦💆‍♀️

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@DrAlmarielao Why are the only videos like this from the United States? Never the UK, or Germany, or Ireland, or anywhere else. 🙄

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@realericmoutsos Omg what a bunch of sovereign citizen bullshit. 🙄

[Damaan, AKA 'Philly's Finest!' @Damaan4u33]

Who's with me?🖐️

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@zoerosebryant 👏

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@realannapaulina @pulte @SecRubio If by “it” you mean the Constitution, or the Bill of Rights, or individual freedoms, sure. 🤷‍♂️

[Hans Moleman ️🎖️ @TheRealMoleman]

@MailOnline Yeah, no. She looks nothing like him. Literally no resemblance at all. 🙄