Moshito.

Femininity in its essence🌹

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@IAmMyBestToday People treat you how they feel about you. Never forget that.

Don’t listen to what they say, watch what they do.

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@NovajohnsX07 This must be banter.

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@Justwandyy Someone just sent me this and said your responses sound exactly like me. 😭🤣

So maybe I’m the worst person to say this but you were not wrong. 🌚

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@NayaBird37 @mamachell They really don’t taste how they look?😭😭😭 even the best of strawberries.

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@AzimTomiwa @mamachell Not even in the next lifetime.

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@Koketso__ Watch Paternity Court, and witness some of the brutal heartache those men go through discovering the child is not theirs. And maybe…just maybe you’ll understand and emphasise.

You’re offended because it feels like an attack on your character, and that’s understandable.

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@KoenaMokoenaaa Maybe she’s attracted to him.

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@IECSouthAfrica This thing of voting where you are registered stays the reason why I can’t vote. I’m rarely ever in the same place I registered. We travel, we study , we work. Si’busy bandla - you don’t always know where you’re going to be, when and for how long.

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@UKZN What use is extending the registration when your administrative staff fails to tend to the aforementioned “affected students” ?

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@lindzmlangeni @sanelenkosiii Ever.

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Selling my 2 Travis Scott Front Standing Right tickets. 🎫

I’m willing to add in the Park and Ride voucher at no extra charge. ✨

Hit me up if you’re interested. 🤝🏾

#TravisScott #circusmaximustour

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The Miss South Africa organisation should have hired me as the creative director.

What in the PicMix is going on with the finalist posters ? It’s giving Amapiano club line-up.

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@lavidaNOTA @TheRealPholosho It’s basic maths!!! 😭💔

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@Ntokzin_zitha @zee_honey @UberEats You mean the pin that they can easily deduce from your phone number? Alright,

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@zee_honey @notBrwn @UberEats One driver figured out my sister’s pin (which isn’t hard to do if we are being honest) and left with her food. 🙂

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@Uncensored_Rza @MsaKhawula They won’t tell you…but there’ll be signs.

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@_BNSL We can have the same parents but that doesn’t mean we have the same parents. 😂 That’s just something I’ve just made peace with.

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@StaxCooks It gratifies my soul to hear other men calling out his behaviour. 🙏🏾

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Learnt the hard way to turn off my mobile data while connected to WiFi.

Vodacom are such scammers.
Nothing like I’ve ever seen before in my life.

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@devanteharare @SihleLeeCarter Same, I’d catch strays for this but I am so passionate about this topic. I could speak for hours non-stop about it.

If there’s ever a podcast topic about this, le ba botse ba mpitse.