MP #14 🏆

In his time he makes all things beautiful 🙏🏾

[Ash @theashrb]

Bro, this country is hell on earth. What do you mean you can’t replace a damaged ticket?

[trainline @thetrainline]

@StuartMJenkins Hi Stuart, sorry to hear your ticket was damaged. We're unable to replace damaged paper tickets, so you'd need to buy a replacement if you still wish to travel. Thanks, Rado

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: David Walliams has been named as the celebrity accused of preying on young women and girls as young as 15 for sexual purposes

[MP #14 🏆 @therealmp__]

???

[Jonk @HowlingMonkE]

David Walliams for no reason at all:

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇫🇷 Marcus Thuram leaves French national team due to muscle injury; Eli Junior Kroupi has been called up by Zinedine Zidane as @FabriceHawkins reports.

The first call ever with France for Kroupi.

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Police 'are trawling through dodgy Fire Stick sellers' bank accounts to contact illegal viewers' of Premier League football and films https://t.co/YWidINENkz

[MP #14 🏆 @therealmp__]

You have to be happy for them this is actually so cold

[seia @jobehourly]

im cryingggggg this is the best day of their lives 😭😭😭

[MP #14 🏆 @therealmp__]

Baena would be such a Teta signing lol

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

🚨 Arsenal are looking at Alex Baena, Endrick, Antonio Nusa & Junior Kroupi as potential signings, should they make a move in January, but any deal is likely dependent on an outgoing.

Mikel Arteta wants a transition player who can carry the ball up the pitch at pace & also be effective in tight spaces. Kroupi is the ideal candidate, but it is seen as unlikely that Bournemouth do a deal until the summer.

The potential availability of Martin Zubimendi could also give Arsenal further leverage, since both Atletico Madrid & Real Madrid want him, with a swap deal NOT considered impossible, which would still allow Arsenal to move for Kroupi at a later date. 🕵️‍♂️ [@MiguelDelaney]

[MP #14 🏆 @therealmp__]

What a wrongen smh

[London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn]

This happened in January this year when burglar john coker access a old man home by pretending to be fire alarm engineer.

John coker who had 172 previous offences including 80 offencs against vulnerable people.

He was jailed for 4 years 8 months but at a court of appeal his sentence was rise to 9 years 8 months.

Cctv released by the family..

[MP #14 🏆 @therealmp__]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Dharper @743Dharper]

Apparently, footballers are advised against getting haircuts immediately after returning from injury because the scalp produces excess keratin during rehabilitation and this can interfere with blood circulation around the head.

This is why most players wait until they've played at least 3 games before visiting their barbers.

And one interesting thing in all of these is I actually have no idea what I'm talking about I just made this all up.

[MP #14 🏆 @therealmp__]

Fun while it lasted

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/E1W3QbGYx1

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/E1W3QbGYx1

[Kyle @KyleBShiels]

When you’ve selected all the pictures with buses but now have to do fire hydrants

[OG LOC🇨🇩 @osowxvyy]

No they won’t 💀 It’s an offline game

[the world @_ezlife1]

Begging off meal deal vouchers from the very same Tesco dkshdkwkwkwj

[John Dutton @mindofprospect]

I’m all for meal prep but cooking it all at once is mind games. For chicken breast the trick is to keep it marinated in the fridge and just cook it as you need it

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⭐️ Arsenal director Andrea Berta wins Best Executive Award at Golden Boy 2026.

[MP #14 🏆 @therealmp__]

So Kane not in but he won the Balon d’or… hmm fairs lol

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎⭐️ OFFICIAL: World Team of the Year 2026 by FIFPRO.

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

Declan Rice: Action Replay. 🎬

🗣️ “When we went back in that changing room, all the boys, you could just see it. We were like, ‘We’re still winning this’. If that didn’t come off, I’d be a meme for life!” 🤣❤️

🎥 @BritishGQ

[MP #14 🏆 @therealmp__]

@respawnedtarga1 !!