Mr Khan

Community Leader for My Peoples. My programme is on BBC1, Citizen Khan. Series 4 DVD OUT NOW. BBC call it sitcom I say it is documentary. I'm on tour!!!

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

My book is out on Thursday and is available from Asda, WH Smith, Sainsburys, Waterstones,Tesco, and Amazon! Woo-hoo! Then on your TV FRIDAY!

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

I would like to make it clear that we Muslim men are not part of the Anti Growth Coalition. We are very much pro growth. I am currently growing a lovely bushy beard, some beautiful nasal hair and a few strands out of my ears.

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

How do you fancy bidding for a Citizen Khan jumper as worn by Mr. Khan on the telly! You can do here! All proceeds go to NHS PPE! https://t.co/wRYZ5yGoVC

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

Pleased to say Birmingham constituency is still under the governance of Pakistan. ZindaBad! #GE2019

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

We Pakistanis never liked semis anyway. Buy two terraced houses and knock wall through. #cwc19 #CricketWorldCup

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

Shut up, Amjad. (And why you changed your bloody name??)

[Abdullah Afzal @Abdullah_Azfal]

I blame immigration, batting like bloody Pakistan.

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

I just wanted to say I’m here if you need me. MR KHAN FOR PM. Pakistani Muslim #BrexitShambles #Brexit @theresa_may @jeremycorbyn @RoyalFamily

[Pink Moon Camping Retreat @lunar_festival]

CITIZEN KHAN IS COMING TO LUNAR! This British sitcom was created by @adilray and follows the trials & tribulations of @therealmrkhan. He will running Citizen Khan’s Family Disco with Mr Khan’s favourite tracks & loads of fun and games for all the family https://t.co/NzLUYC6QKS

[Raheel🇵🇰 @Raheel0194]

Turns out @therealmrkhan was right! It is Lahords! #ENGvPAK

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

Muslim Liverpool 4 Catholic Rome 0. #justsayin https://t.co/Q8cr7ZRRZh

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

Muslim Liverpool 3 Catholic Rome 0. #justsaying #ChampionsLeague #LiverpoolRoma

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

Muslim Liverpool 3 Catholic Rome 0. #justsaying #ChampionsLeague #LiverpoolRoma

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

I just went to Nando’s bloody youths shouted “here comes the Beast from the East”. Bloody idiots. #BeastFromTheEast

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

Dear @BritainFirstHQ & @realDonaldTrump in Birmingham we even convert the Snowmen. #brownchristmas #ohtwaddi

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

Birminghams not been this white since 1953! #snowing @ohtwaddi

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

When we win cricket we need to thank the Mums!So thanks to Mother Amir,Mother Ali & of course the one & only Mother Fakhar #PakistanZindabad

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

Finally we can get over 1966!!!! Well done to Gods team Pakistan for winning the cup! #ICCChampionsTrophyFinal

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

A country with a weak government, its too bloody hot and the cricket final is full of brown people. This country's just like Pakistan!!

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

Very proud of Real Muslim FC tonight. We won #ChampionsLeagueFinal thanks to our Muslim manager Zinadine Zidane Khan.

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

I knew Donald Trump loved us Muslims really. He's really Pakistani, the mans browner than me! Let's Make Muslims Great Again!

[Mr Khan @therealmrkhan]

Hello @Nigel_Farage @paulnuttallukip today is the day that we reclaim UKIP "U KNOW I'M PAKISTANI" 🇵🇰🇬🇧