therealnatedarling

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

In these trying times I decided to cheer everyone up, 1st retweet gets an original natedog stick figure drawing($1000 value) 2nd retweet gets a signed glamour shot of yours truly($500 value)#thatsasickhat

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

I finally got the call to the big leagues!! #CHAZ Wants me for their Olympic kickball team!! #goodbyechicago

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

Musical World Map - Africa https://t.co/N3uuKrNbJ8 via @YouTube #seemslegit

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

FYI the highest spf u can get is 100... and it still doesn’t work #tomatoman #mybaldspotisburnt

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

Top Ten greastest tv shows of all time
1. Jersey shore S1
2. Jersey shore S2
3. Startrek
4. Jersey shore S3
5. Startrek voyager
6. Jersey Sore S4
7. Jersey shore S5
8. Startrek next generation
9. Jersey shore S6
10. Stargate sg1
#deepspacenineblows

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

Does anyone know if my gameboy COLOR will work in the the Bahamas i need my zelda fix, i heard I might not get service... Did I mention its a gameboy COLOR 💰 💵 #freakingout

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

Marry, F, Kill...
Captain Morgan- Marry
Jersey Shore- F
Kickball- ...Marry
Is that how it works? #blammy

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

Tomorrow just might be the greatest day in US history... #jerzday

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

Congrats #Philly just try not to get your dicks blown off

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

Me: Dont tell me #GoT theories you might spoil it.Also Me: Doug was on the roof the whole time/Bruce Willis is a ghost/and theyre all clones

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

Didn't realize when i booked my trip to Springfield it wasn't the town from the simpsons #dissapointment #eatmyshorts

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

Anybody have any spf 1000 sunblock #reallywhitepeopleproblems #blammy

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

Oops misheard that, it was Jimmy Buckets is gone #thankgod #whocares but im still havin #cheeseburgersinparadise

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

So just heard Jimmy Buffet died Thursday night😭 #cheeseburgersinparadise

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

Woke up today and it wasnt to the smell of #bacon #worstdayever

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

Just got done knitting with the gf, made two if anyone wants one dm me #knittingisawesome #ihavehair

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

#saftb and by #saftb i mean #saturdays are for the beauty and the beast

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

Biggest fail in sports history.. when @Jakevanvossen fell asleep during the eighth inning of game seven of the cubs first WS win in 108 yrs

[therealnatedarling @therealnatedarl]

Real disappointed with schwarbers drinking skills tonight, figured hed be crushin beers over his head by now #WorldSeries #Cubs #lightweight

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

Ric Flair is exactly as excited to be here as you'd expect. https://t.co/CIkJetAYVD