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Opinions are my own, but retweets mean we're married

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@josiahwsutton Someone’s mad that nurses keep asking him his height

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@TheWapplehouse Odyssey on pump 7, please

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@michaelmiraflor But it’s all outgroup kids

[jason @jxnlco]

Post your best codex billboard

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@JStack23 @feelsdesperate @hebreworphan Yes I’m incapable of appreciating Kevin sorbo’s art because of his politics

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@jaythechou Please go into the tunnels

[signüll @signulll]

every time i watch this ad, i *feel* something.

kudos to openai & sama for making it. the art direction but esp the music (young fathers track ironically from an apocalyptic movie).. all it works insanely well together.

i never get a chance to watch ads except for when i watch live sports & this ad just works on multiple dimensions every time i see it.

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@RepPettersen Think about the poor ski resorts

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How long until this judge gets accused of mortgage fraud?

[Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney]

BREAKING: Judge William Young, a Reagan appointee, delivers the most scathing legal rebuke of the Trump era, ruling that Trump and his cabinet illegally targeted pro-Palestinian students for deportation to "strike fear" into First Amendment protesters. https://t.co/i7UCg2A429

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@kikiscrewedup God jamn

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

Only three red primary games on tap for SF.

[VB Knives @Empty_America]

We can say with confidence that there was a long term "gaslighting" effort to artificially promote very tall, masculine, women as male ideal.

You were supposed to be into 5'10", lantern jawed, hipless "super models." It was pushed 24/7.

Fell apart with the apps, social media.

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@growing_daniel Ozempic is an affront to God. It has sucked the life force out of this man. His head is a triangle God clearly wanted Pompeo to be fat.

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@michelletandler And the trump military parade was a hospice center where Fox News plays all day and no one’s kids ever visit….

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@wanyeburkett No, but the trump voter should know he’s effectively decreasing the value of his own home in doing so

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You’re right. He’s much more like Jake locker

[Dan Schneier @DanSchneierNFL]

If you're a Giants fan saying Jaxson Dart is just another Daniel Jones you're telling on yourself.
Watch them throw a football. It looks nothing alike. The arm slots, the trajectory (DJ threw a flat ball, Dart's goes up & down), velocity, ability to throw off platform, etc.
Also, one of them never completed 60% of his passes vs. the ACC and the other was uber-productive vs. the SEC.
This isn't meant to gas up Dart but it is meant for me to say let the kid be his OWN QB. Not a comparison to former Giants QBs.

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[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

We have to torture this random guy to death because you were raised by a council of grandmas and you have a resentment complex about doing fashion shows for them as a fat little boy

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@jonfavs Been very disappointed with the dems as of late, but learning they took this nerd’s money and never called him back is a step in the right direction

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@westerosies More tariffs