Todd Nisoff

Catless child lady. Pathologically honest. DMs welcome. [email protected] for business inquiries. He/him.

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As a satire influencer I need to start using social media to voice my opinions. I am not part of the turd reich or the opposition. I am a chronicler/satire influencer/time traveller. (3/X)

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@LucasSa56947288 Did he only bring one shirt? His wife is back; she could bring him another shirt.

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@EducatingTrump2 @Emolclause @IAmPoliticsGirl don't forget incontinent

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@lelulovexo @badcat_goddess Very. Still taking the 2 mil.

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@JeffPassan On July 2 I was legit thinking a BoSox make the playoffs bet

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@dmoongirl Don't have money to invest but gl

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@lelulovexo Nnnngh

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@lelulovexo Wherever the lady tells me

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@ChrisMurphyCT the minimum wage wasn't designed to be a living wage

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@TiffnyMichelle @WSOP one bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch girrrl

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@SRuhle @LeftyTheOxonian @mppmsnow Thread jack to marvel the days we live in. Imagine writing a "fan letter" such as this to, let's say, Deborah Norville in 1992.

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@hwinkler4real WHO ARE THE ASSHOLES WHO KEEP VOTING FOR THESE IDIOTS? ARE YOU REALLY THAT INGRAINED THAT YOU WON'T EVEN CONSIDER VOTING DEMOCRAT?

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@Roothlus @WSOP @Stapes My aunt just used "capricious" in a phone call, diplomatically describing my spending habits.

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@AndrewDesiderio Much less the alternative universe of the demented despot and his crooked cronies

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@WhiteHouse The White House belongs to the people. Stop using it's account for propaganda.

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@Chris96856963 Love Abbey Road but Mean Mr. Mustard says hi. Now, I admit it's part of a suite but it has a track listing and it's meh.

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@Acyn What they are describing are literally the fascists calling themselves "Republicans"

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@heykayadams @NASCAR I'm in Love with My Car