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I do a lot of shit. A lot of is mid. Follow me please. Each follow you give is like a breath of fresh air and in this age of respiratory pandemic, we need it.

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I just read the most adorable reply to a comment about me living in #poverty. Because my expenses are only $500 a month, and the poverty rate is ~$12k per year, I should have ~$400 to invest per month which would give me....

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@rogersterlings didn't his character respond in a disgusted fashion to his father or father-in-law having a black mistress?

[Meg The Disability Activist👩🏾‍🦽‍➡️🐣 @4WheelBaddie]

Please do not scroll by without sharing.
My life depends on this!!!

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@THUMBALlNA hope you feel better soon

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Being an atheist doesn't make me immortal.

[Deejay 🅿️ @PlayboiPea]

I remember a girl on here said men should start in jail and earn freedom

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@Cluffalo My friend was talking about this video where they try to create an analogy where someone has to stay in a square space for $40K a year and depict it like its a horror movie. I'd love to make $40k a year and just stay in one spot doing nothing.

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@Trey_Explainer Yeah, my cousin was tripping out because we have keypads on all the restrooms.

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@heycuri McDonalds used to be my go-to for cheap food but now with prices go so much higher, I can't really afford it. But the app give me just a little bit more leeway with their little deals and rewards.

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@metalure Every now and then it starts to chafe but then you just use lube. But eventually, when the pre-cum comes its like lube anyway

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Damn, I'm watching the Dark Matter TV show after reading the original novel and I'm soooooo excited to see this one scene that's classic. I hope they do it in this last episode.

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@tifagirlx good luck!

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@books_rum I feel that same way about being on Medicaid so I have almost no doubt in my mind it's happening to homeless people.

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@tifagirlx I'm so sorry.

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@madisontayt_ Conservatives have genuinely the weirdest perception of the world that I can conceive of. In that video, there wasn't even anything remotely alarming until 50s and that was mild urban decay.

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@Fiziscian @okimstillhungry See, that's why I don't take it seriously when someone else tweeted saying, "we learned about this in school"

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@TheKevinDalton Oo wee, I popped shots and the cops shot me!

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@kentcdodds @vlucas There's another study that talks about houses with gas stoves have higher incidences of asthma and respiratory shit for kids than those that don't.

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@DiabolicalSpuds Bruh. Do these people live in fucking suburban utopias? I didn't even see anything even remotely bad until 50 seconds, but that was mostly just fucking mild urban decay.

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Bruh, I'm wathcing Alvin & The Chipmunks from the 80s and a random reporter is basically flirting with Simon during an interview. You fucking chomo. That's an eight year old.

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@ettaari Internet Archive has first and second season and the original series it's based off. Coincidentally, I'm literally watching zyuranger right now.