Mike Wazowski

Hug Dealer. USC Upstate Alumni💚🖤864📍

[Mike Wazowski @therealonealone]

Yeah because when tf they start putting clipboards on people beds?😭😭

[Evan @daviddunn177]

Mitch McConnell is dead.

But his office has released a new photo of him.

Wearing the same shirt as the other photo.

[Mike Wazowski @therealonealone]

@surfgodin2 Duh. It’s not about the kid, it’s about how you are as a father.

[Mike Wazowski @therealonealone]

My brother doesn’t even acknowledge our dad is alive so please😭

[X @XaviercMiller]

This is why having sons is so important. Back in the day, a man wasn’t even considered to have secured his legacy until he had a son.

[Mike Wazowski @therealonealone]

They either freaked out or at every single function 😭😭

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

In university, you can almost always tell who had no freedom at home.

[Mike Wazowski @therealonealone]

When you meet people from other countries, you’ll see how bad the entire US education system failed all of us. You are average.

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

so many of y'all's high schools failed y'all like damn i really thought everyone read the odyssey. that's The Story

[Mike Wazowski @therealonealone]

I was soooo pissed😭

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

the first time i went to chic fil a i got some thing i thought was a frozen lemonade. that’s what the name of it alluded to it being. tell me why i received a lemonade milkshake

[Mike Wazowski @therealonealone]

I did ts sitting down on my couch and I fell when I got up 😭

[uNokuthula💜 @ThuliR_]

It’s so easy to finish a bottle of wine 😭😭😭😭

[Mike Wazowski @therealonealone]

None of her music is marketed to minors…

[MA LE BO @Melo_Malebo]

The fact that Cardi B doesn’t allow her own daughters to listen to her music, but market it to you and your daughters...is interesting.

[Mike Wazowski @therealonealone]

Dollar Tree shit. Leave that Ulta and influencer shit alone

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

fuck yall be using for your skin to be glassy like this??

[RAĒ @bbyyrrae]

If u in love fr, pheromones do that to u

[Mike Wazowski @therealonealone]

Why tf would you have a kid and you already struggling?

[kayyfazo @KJ5601]

I wish y’all would give this conversation a rest everybody don’t have shitty parents who wanna see them struggling some of y’all be mad y’all can’t do the same 😂✌🏼

[Mike Wazowski @therealonealone]

She so fckn dumb

[She’s Fishy ➐ @ShesFishy]

Skai Jackson talks to a smaller creator at Streamer University about her experience visiting Africa and reveals that some kids there can’t afford mirrors, so they don’t know what they look like. 😢💔

“Of course it’s unfortunate that they can’t afford mirrors, but at least they’re not insecure about themselves”

[𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘋𝘦𝘫// @hotgrlbrutality]

this is why you shouldn’t have kids just bc you can. just…sigh irresponsible

[karenisha @danajae9]

College is a “scam” but a majority of adults read at a 6th grade reading level. Yall can’t read and didn’t have what it takes to get a degree.

[Mike Wazowski @therealonealone]

VICE VERSA

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

NORMALIZE MAKING MEN GET TESTED BEFORE THEY TOUCH YOU

[Mike Wazowski @therealonealone]

For fckn what!?

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

when people date for like 5 years and break up i literally get really scared

[Mike Wazowski @therealonealone]

I’m taking my husband down multiple times a day 😔😔

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

What’s the first sign your period is coming that has nothing to do with cramps?

[Mike Wazowski @therealonealone]

Wash my pussy in the sink at work?😭😭like wtf are yall on?

[Oyinkan.❤️ @oyinkansol92186]

For my girlies, please wash your private part after you pee. Eww. 😭

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

i wаnnа kiII mysеlf but not forever just for like 3 days

[Mike Wazowski @therealonealone]

Shouldn’t have bought one to start with

[Mimi Mercs @angelicmimi_]

?? He really doing this??? Lmk so I can sell my ticket. I just got the ick. I don’t want to see no man’s butt im sorry