Patrick Kolb

Classic squirrel trying to get a nut

[Asa Akira @AsaAkira]

I can handle eleven dicks at once but I don't know how to send out mail

[mia lelani @mialelanixxx]

I shit myself... I must slow down on anal scenes...

[Christy Mack @ChristyMack]

I don't wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear it on my vagina, at least for a few days.

[Asa Akira @AsaAkira]

(But still does anal.) RT @AsaAkira: The new me uses coasters

[Christy Mack @ChristyMack]

When I say I am hungry, it does not mean I want your cock anywhere near me; it means I want some actual food.

[Christy Mack @ChristyMack]

You really don't have to tweet every single thing that happens. Do I care that you farted, then made a face, then posted a picture? No.

[Christy Mack @ChristyMack]

There's fan voting or some shit for AVNs, I'm in a couple. Vote for me, or don't. I'll be eating pie.

[Asa Akira @AsaAkira]

I could never date a woman. I can hardly stand myself.

[Christy Mack @ChristyMack]

Show me a man with an adequate amount of facial hair, and I will show you my panties on the floor.

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

NFC north division champs. Green & Yellow!

[Patrick Kolb @therealpmfk]

@CharmaneStar aaaaaaand I think you're the best

[Charmane Star @CharmaneStar]

LOLz I love how vain we are #InBed on @instagram at the same time! @Kaylani_lei http://t.co/i5WpMdAm

[Charmane Star @CharmaneStar]

Good Morning Chi-Town 🌇

[Patrick Kolb @therealpmfk]

@CharmaneStar Where can I find your breezy excursion shirt??