Peyton

official crunchwrap supreme fan account

[Peyton @therealpp__]

I’ve put some thought into this & my college degree has been great & all but if someone asked me my greatest accomplishment in life I think I would still have to say winning 2nd place in the sigma chi hot dog eating contest of 2017

[Peyton @therealpp__]

I’ve peaked

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

@JeffersonsKU @KU_Football 😎

[Peyton @therealpp__]

Picture me, in the car wash, realizing my door seal is broken IT IS RAINING IN MY CAR & I’M STUCK IN NEUTRAL

[Peyton @therealpp__]

I simply can’t picture myself reaching a stage of life when I spend hundreds of dollars on a couch instead of picking one up from the end of a stranger’s driveway

[Peyton @therealpp__]

Never change

[Peyton @therealpp__]

Need a new @naturallight ambassador? Let’s talk

[Peyton @therealpp__]

Boys should be required to include a picture of their dad in their Hinge profile I need to know what they’ll look like in 30 years

[Peyton @therealpp__]

@J__Kru @oscarmayer Heck yeah welcome back!!!!

[Peyton @therealpp__]

I’ve had cake for breakfast every morning this week BECAUSE I CAN

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

venmo a woman $500 today

[Peyton @therealpp__]

Sometimes you’re driving down the street of your new city minding your damn business & suddenly almost run over your ex ON A SCOOTER & anyway I should’ve hit him

[Peyton @therealpp__]

What am I supposed to say when someone asks “what do u do for fun” bc I have a feeling “lay in bed until it’s late enough to black out” isn’t the right answer

[Peyton @therealpp__]

@MerzStewart He sure ain’t the only one who sucks but he is the highest paid one

[Peyton @therealpp__]

*every Minnesotan this year*

[Vikings Blogger @firstandskol]

"Fuck, Kirk! Come on, throw the ball"

[Peyton @therealpp__]

I’ve left laundry in the dryer longer than Clare & Dale were together for #TheBachelorette

[Peyton @therealpp__]

Am I in love or is he just behind me in line to do our civic duty and my ~type~ is registered voters

[Peyton @therealpp__]

@kaksj4 She’s coming back, just gone for a few weeks :)

[Peyton @therealpp__]

Living alone sure does teach you a lot like paying bills on time & budgeting & not sticking a knife into the toaster to get my bagel out because if I electrocute myself it’ll be days before someone finds me

[Peyton @therealpp__]

@__MADDOG_ it’s funny that you think I ever took you off

[Peyton @therealpp__]

@DaPrincessLayuh I knew you were there

[Peyton @therealpp__]

Last week my friend told me she could see me getting married on a whim & tonight my parents asked if they could meet my future husband before the wedding & I just want to know if everyone got together and decided I would be drunkenly eloping in vegas and who hosted the meeting