astronaut snoopy

my life is a musical

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

spiritually i am a hot cheetos girl

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

Is cellular data super awful in DC by design??

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

@ChicagoBears My favorite football team, the Mishawaka Bears

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

Is this rage bait, how could it be anything but E???

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

@tobinjstone @TotesKJ @jiratickets Also, I heard Apple installed ramps from the street to the building and made it fully accessible for the first time in its history ❤️

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

I hate that I can’t even be mad

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

@Lightfootsucks @Cyb4rAnG3L No unfortunately I have seen people shooting heroin in the subway station in nyc you really can’t be sitting around there 😭

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

@JoieDeLiv “I love waffles” does not mean “I hate pancakes” those are two different statements. It’s okay girl be blessed and hope you had a chance to use the 1k shoes again

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

I call bs. Sexy Fish called me 24 hrs before to go over the dress code and basically they were like just don’t wear beach/athletic gear or flip flops. Heels are not in the dress code at all.

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

Only people from southern Ohio get it

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Safe travels back over the border, Reds fans. 😁

#GuardsBall | #GuardiWWins

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

@Tylerjoelb …but did they change their ranch?

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

Embassy Day
Linh Mai
Porch Fest
Nats home game
…and they had the nerve to single track today?
Miserable day in the district.

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

DC is such a no fun zone because what do you mean I can’t place a bet on the Twinspires app???

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

I miss Louisville 🥹

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

@eat_dc @Nationals @NationalsPark Mine was closer to $18 cuz they offered to put both caramel and chocolate and who was I to say no

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

#NewProfilePic

[astronaut snoopy @therealrec]

Look how the kids think this is a game, smiling like it’s Halloween or something. Snoopy takes this shit seriously. Your favorite could never.