lana del reed

enthusiasm enthusiast

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

@MTA @NYCTBus I missed the m103 going uptown because it arrived TEN FUCKING MINUTES AHEAD OF SCHEDULE AND THE NEXT ONE ISNT FOR 45 MINUTES I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

Lake Huron is a deep cut Great Lake

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

getting a fake id that says I’m 65 so I can travel around the country visiting small towns’ local history museums at discounted rates

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

Thought I left my dweeb era a while ago, turns out I just evolved into a different, slightly bigger and stronger dweeb like a Pokémon

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

@sordijinger Big time

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

Was literally walking home from work in my normal clothes and some guy said “nice loser costume” I hate it here

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

@yanyiliin @MTA Who tf are you

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

Fashioneds* fuckin sue me I’m tweeting at work

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

If your name is Garrett and you’re an 11 year old who lives on the Upper East Side, your dad is 5 old fashions in and just told me he really wants to love you but sometimes you just make it too hard

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

My pale ass is walking around in a tank top literally carrying a loaf of wonder bread, I’m just asking for people to call me names at this point

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

Keep doing those photo shoots with your car man, we’re all really diggin those

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

@richie_fusco @RedactedTruths @politigaymer Steven he wants you

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

@TooleyEvan Take me

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

@dyingcosta @mrosemn @NBA_Jayhawks ???????????

Dawg wtf kind of nuggets fan are you???

Dude’s got the chance to develop next to one of the best players in the league??? For one of the closest professional teams to his hometown???

Fuck outta here dumbass. Braun’s excited and so are we.

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

It’s not only women who have uteruses!!!!!!!!!

Be more inclusive in your language

But also get out the guillotines

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

Supposed to bartend some party tonight but I think I’m gonna work remote today and just doordash em some 30 racks

[BroadwayWorld @BroadwayWorld]

Sunday Morning Michael Dale: Mara Velez Melendez's Notes on Killing... at @sohorep, plus @IrondaleCenter's Mother Courage and Soft Brain's The Raven.
https://t.co/6zdnf2sJX6

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

@gloridei22 SOULcycle

[lana del reed @therealreedpike]

@Since19854 @JabroniKnutson @itsjwills @ScoopB Absolutely dick riding embiid