Baechel

May your neighbors respect you, Trouble neglect you, Angels protect you and Heaven accept you.

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i don't know how many more $12-16 transactions i have left in me

[Meredith's Bangs @waterthose888]

my morning mantra

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

no reason to be a people pleaser since people are never fucking pleased

[miia @miiagarro]

"what’s ur blood type?" idk fucking boiling

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe drinking on an empty stomach is actually really good for you. there is really no way to know

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

All adventurous women do.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I’m trying to have a good time despite knowing facts and information

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

What’s your 5 martini plan. Where do you see yourself in 5 martinis.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

The Sopranos episode "Knight In White Satin Armor".

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Me as soon as Bad Bunny hits the stage

[jill @stevienicks420]

You just said you were gonna deck me classy mama

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

SEE IT! Rapper Ja Rule shanks it into a patron at the Derek Jeter Invitational

[🦢 @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

getting my nails done is not relaxing at all. i be so ready to go omg