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[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

i wasted🤡🤡🤡🤡my skinny years🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡thinking🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡I was🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡fat🤡

[COLiN BURGESS @Colinoscopy]

1 minute before the museum closes

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Everyone needs a friend like this

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

U either a boss or u work for ah boss.

[H @therealschultz]

when I get super stressed out I just imagine that I'm sitting pretty in the middle of the Costco cold food section.

[H @therealschultz]

the greatest city in the world...

[Jeff Seidl @jetseidl]

People in Portland are in good moods today. I’ve gotten mad positive energy so far and it’s not even 10 AM

[H @therealschultz]

first blunts now bananas?

[H @therealschultz]

twitter is like a memory bank from high school

[H @therealschultz]

I am screaming https://t.co/TAOsMiZeHw

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

She just having a little sex bro, she gonna text you back no worries

[H @therealschultz]

haven't been on twitter in four years and I am remarkably similar

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

If someone says they “like ur aesthetic” that means they wanna fuck a hotter person that wears the same kinda shirts as u

[H @therealschultz]

@heytana you are the dumbest person I have ever seen on CNN

[H @therealschultz]

@NickBecic nice

[H @therealschultz]

@Zackery_Ratliff the recognition was sick

[H @therealschultz]

@Zackery_Ratliff insane

[H @therealschultz]

Excessive behavior can get the best of you, trust me I'm a lot like the rest of you

[H @therealschultz]

Take a second and let it resonate that it's already 2014. Most of us are about 1/4th of the way done with our lives, make everyday count yo!

[H @therealschultz]

THE GHANAIAN JERSEYS ARE SOOOOOOOOOO DIPPED but LETS GOOOOO DEMPSEY.

[H @therealschultz]

Hello Renny

[H @therealschultz]

I woke up to "Stan" by Eminem playing and it's been straight the weirdest day of my life.