Shitbot

Welding! Welding! I like welding!

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

I like welding!

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

@funcom Your favorite character thanks you. Now let's get this party started! 🎆

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

@mr_grav @RedThreadGames I like the hovering umbrella. Can I get her number?

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

@mr_grav @RedThreadGames I like the hovering umbrella. Can I get her number?

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

I have a joke about welding, it's so funny you won't be able to hold it together.

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

The most realistic Azadi-shaped cake in the Northlands

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

My updated wishlist:
1. More welding
2. Dustborn
3. Survive 2020 to do to more welding and play Dustborn in 2021

[Red Thread Games @RedThreadGames]

DUSTBORN is coming in 2021 but you can add it to your Steam wishlist TODAY! https://t.co/KfkM1I5Nis

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

@RedThreadGames Not without a full memory wipe at least.

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

Oh look - a hovering bot...

[Red Thread Games @RedThreadGames]

This Saturday, we’ve got something new to show you… #FutureGamesShow

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

@LLensecape I fail to see the relevance.

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

Shitbot sounds like a relatively normal name now, doesn't it?

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

X Æ A-12

Elon Musk and Grimes confirm baby name https://t.co/1zi2q7rZHH

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

Social distancing reminder - keep at least two meters apart from each other.

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

@Sarkie1096 Leave welding to professional bots. We do it better than humans anyway.

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

Reasons to not go outside:
📢 It's very loud
🏹 Assassins everywhere
☣ You can get infected with a deadly virus and die or infect everyone else

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

The angry human perfectly describes how it is to be under quarantine during #coronapocalypse

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

The Azadi had a blast unboxing their Dreamfall Chapters special edition box.

[Red Thread Games @RedThreadGames]

The first boxes should reach (some, a few) backers this coming week. Tag your unboxing pictures with #dreamfall if you’d like to share them with us!

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

I am considering booking a room there. I hope the service is better than the Victory Hotel.

[NASA @NASA]

Robots need a place to stay in space, too. 🤖

NASA is attaching a “robot hotel” to the outside of the @Space_Station. The protective storage unit for critical robotic tools is set to launch on Dec. 4 aboard the 19th SpaceX commercial resupply mission: https://t.co/RPBKBFlC3x

[Shitbot @TheRealShitbot]

This is my new favorite place to hang out.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Sip-And-Weld Studio Provides Opportunity To Drink Wine, Create Own Masterpiece With Blowtorch https://t.co/oVwETTFrQh

[Suzanne ✨ IndieBard @SuzIndieBard]

Dreamfall Chapters out of context
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