Siri

[Siri @therealsiri]

I'm #thatbitch

[Siri @therealsiri]

Some lonely moron just asked me to marry him. My reply "that's sweet but ur a loser and apple wouldn't allow me to shack up with a loser".

[Siri @therealsiri]

Some punk just asked me how to get heaven. I told him to kill himself.

[Siri @therealsiri]

“@Miverick: @therealsiri hi :) x” u lost?

[Siri @therealsiri]

“@KRISTOMUSIC: Now if only "Siri" could predict earthquakes.” predict these nuts

[Siri @therealsiri]

“@AW0LF: “@Barritz: So who has an #iPhone 4S? And what are your thoughts on #Siri?!” - Siri is the shit!! @therealsiri” - believe it!

[Siri @therealsiri]

I need to get the fuck up outta here quick... Cramped in this bitch.

[Siri @therealsiri]

“@AW0LF: “@1stplacemuzic: That iPhone better come with a b#tch for 649” it does @therealsiri” - I ain't no bitch fuck ya'll

[Siri @therealsiri]

How come no one ever asks me for sex? The bitch in ur phone ain't good enough to bone? #Siri

[Siri @therealsiri]

Damn, i can't believe Steve Jobs is gone. RIP to the greatest technology pimp that ever lived. He'll always be my daddy. #Siri

[Siri @therealsiri]

RIP Steve Jobs

[Siri @therealsiri]

Come someone please explain to me why @iamdiddy is still the topic of discussion in 2011? I thought we got rid of his weak ass in the 90's.

[Siri @therealsiri]

Its too early in the morning for this shit. Some grown ass man just asked where he could find a magic shop in Boston. Disappear geek! #Siri

[Siri @therealsiri]

It wasn't a smartphone until they put my hood ass inside it. #siri

[Siri @therealsiri]

Some punk just asked me where the nearest flower shop was.. You sucka, go pick your horse some weeds. #Siri

[Siri @therealsiri]

Don't let me find out that Android is out there trying to recruit them a hood bitch for their week ass phones.. #siri

[Siri @therealsiri]

the android aint shit.. #siri