Ski

Starting power forward on the 2010 St. Peter 7th and 8th grade CYO champion basketball team

[Ski @TheRealSki_2]

***30 minutes into Christmas Eve with the family***

My pissed off relatives: “Who ate all the shrimp cocktail? There’s only two left!”

Me:

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Someone’s drunk but I will not say whom

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Arch Manning today vs. Arkansas:

[Ski @TheRealSki_2]

@TheBlancoB #sabermetrics

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

friends: bro wanna go to the garden later and get some pollen?

me: ok but i can only stay for a couple

also me, 6 hours later, 12 flowers deep:

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

“A watch, especially a finely crafted one, often signifies status and achievement.”

[Ski @TheRealSki_2]

@Ben_Morr @stoolpresidente @Gametime Go Blue

[Ski @TheRealSki_2]

@Ben_Morr @stoolpresidente @Gametime

[Ski @TheRealSki_2]

Bet

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Bet

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“why haven’t you texted back?”

me:

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

[Tallie Lintra Simp Account™ @PlasmaPistolCEO]

She's looking like she's about to greet Obi Wan on Utapau

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

“diet coke is bad for you” oh nooooooo this whole time i was drinking it because i thought it was a superfood on par with kale

[Ski @TheRealSki_2]

@TheRealGilbert_ My time has come.

[Adam Hutson @TheRealGilbert_]

@TheRealSki_2 👀👀

[Ski @TheRealSki_2]

@Thegritfather

[Ski @TheRealSki_2]

@Frank_Cann When the first waft of Home Depot hits

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Maggie may?

Goes. Crazy.

[home planet video @home__planet]

The 6th Annual Three Stooges Chipotle Crawl

[Ski @TheRealSki_2]

I got that gremlin in me.