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Remember when your Twitter default was an egg?

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You can take jack eichel outta Buffalo but you can’t take the Buffalo outta jack eichel

#stanleycup

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No one is born racist, it is taught. Except antisemitism. Humans are born with a caution towards them

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I beat my shit to the thought of getting five nuggets in my biggie bag

@Wendys

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@Fu3l_and_F1ddle 3/4 ain’t bad

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I fear I was born in the wrong time for I like skinny bitches with huge knockers

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New York finally gets some payback for 9/11
#Mets #Israel

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ITS CALLED ICE FOOTBALL NOW
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

#Olympics2026

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@ICEgov there are too many illegals in Mario East side saloon In Pittsburgh. Please come deport them. They will be the people dressed in Canadian gear

#Olympics2026

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Just audibly ripped ass in the uber

Still no tip

#economy

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People are reacting like this is the first MJ to touch kids

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What the hell is Michael Jordan doing to that kid??? 😳 #Daytona500

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Drake “Jared Goff” Maye
#SuperBowlLX

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https://t.co/WJHHxirSgU paying for a Super Bowl add just for the website to throw a 503 error is top tier comedy

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Am I the only one that’s feeling a little bit excluded I wasn’t in the #EpsteinFiles?

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@DKSportsbook I’m looking to make my yearly donation to you a bit early on Bills to win the 2027 Super Bowl - when will those odds be available?

#Bills

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These women are not accepting the ramifications of the #bills lose right now

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Was the 7th best SEC team going to make it to the CFP championship??

🤡#SEC 🤡

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"I actually think we deserve seven [teams] in [the CFP].

SEC commissioner Greg Sankey shares his thoughts on how many teams should make the CFP 👀

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The real question of who’s better: Ole Miss or Miami sorority girls?

(Post your evidence in the comments)

#OleMiss #Miami

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Difficult times create great opportunities. Me? I’m paying for tinder premium and setting my location to Venezuela to pull the baddest bitch with my most desirable trait - US Citizenship

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Stay safe this holiday season

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Back home for thanksgiving and this stupid state doesn’t have draft kings casino? What am I supposed to do? Spend quality time with my family? No thanks bud.