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[dumb diddlyumptious @therealsmurray]

this came to me like a fever dream

[clarissa 🐡 @mrworldwidest]

not everyone can handle a girl who loves corned beef hash

[🍻 @drink2beers]

feeling normal as fuck on that nothing #sober

[bobby @bobbyonmain]

girl fuck you and that mid-century modern credenza

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

It is important to vomit from substance overuse every 8 months or so. this purges out a buildup of spiritual toxins you have contracted from being around weirdos and opps

[dumb diddlyumptious @therealsmurray]

@horsetwting please please please please please please please please pls please please please

[anna @hard_boiledbabe]

"Are you going to the Afters" bro I haven't even made it to the Beginnings

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

if that onion ring i'm picking up

[777 @_garrettcharles]

my hangover today felt like this

[dumb diddlyumptious @therealsmurray]

i hate the government so much what do you mean my flight that was supposed to leave at 7 am isn't leaving until 5pm tonight is there any good left in the world

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

#HITAMANWITHACASTIRONPANMONTH

[dumb diddlyumptious @therealsmurray]

tsa i'm sorry please stop delaying my flight i need to go HOME

[dumb diddlyumptious @therealsmurray]

just got "randomly selected" at the airport... tsa wants me so bad it's pathetic

[jár @jarodzsz]

take a boiling-hot shower. open a bottle of sparking orange wine. listen to snail mail. clean your room. try not to scratch your eczema. hire an etsy witch to put a curse on your roommate. and Handle It.

[tori @fakeplasticbone]

My dad was carried away by fire-ants when I was 9 and I haven't seen him since

[dumb diddlyumptious @therealsmurray]

@wasteintaker he ströng

[dumb diddlyumptious @therealsmurray]

checking in on my son