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[me irl @me_when_irl]

POV: you're already doing 25 over the speed limit in the slow lane and the fast lane is empty

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Cervical cancer deaths fall to zero in young women given vaccine https://t.co/JM73OorKHT

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Trump Administration confirms peace deal gives Iran $300 billion.

Trump previously slammed Obama for giving Iran $1.7 billion.

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@reeceollld what the fuck

[Olga Nesterova @onestpress]

Mayor Mamdani at the Knicks Ceremony: “We as the city are often forced to come together in the moments in tragedy, what a blessing it is to come together in a moment of joy.”

Made me cry, because it’s true.

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@d0gm3_ @MO0NBUTT ahhh okay!!

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@d0gm3_ @MO0NBUTT a masters program is typically 2 years, sometimes even 1! a standard phd program is 4 years but i believe the average completion rate is 7

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@user0000O0 is this not murphys law

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Anthony Bourdain once said RATATOUILLE is the best food movie of all time.

“The best restaurant movie ever made, the best chef movie. The tiny details are astonishing:

•The faded burns on the cooks’ wrists.

•The ‘personal histories’ of the cooks.

•The attention paid to the food.

•And the Anton Ego ratatouille epiphany hit me like a punch in the chest–literally breathtaking.

I saw it in a theater entirely full with adults–and the reaction to that moment was what movie making was once–a long time ago–all about:

Audible surprise, delight, awe and even a measure of enlightenment.

I am hugely and disproportionately proud that my miniscule contribution (if any) early early in the project’s development led to a ‘thank you’ in the credits. Amazing how much they got ‘right.’”

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran. This could pay for:

— Student debt elimination for 7.6M Americans
— An end to homelessness in America
— Healthcare subsidies for 22M Americans for nearly a decade
— Medicaid coverage for 3.2M Americans for a decade
— Food assistance for 41M Americans for 3 years
— Federal cancer research for 40+ years
— Free school lunch for every kid in America for over 4 years
— Replacing every lead pipe in America
— Free pre-K for every child in America for over 7 years

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@mirage062004 @DoorDash was in the middle of an order, thought it was just me

[June @HoodieBrunson]

The Knicks have declined their invitation to the White House.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.

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@duolingo omg

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@samlereyeee paen oh shaw-co-lot

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@EmilyGouldNYmag 2001 is a crazy time to move to nyc

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

She would not have bombed Iran.

She would not have illegally attacked Venezuela.

She would not have destroyed the economy.

She would not have pardoned criminals, drug traffickers, and traitors.

She would not have supported Putin's Russia.

She would not have slept in the Oval Office.

She would not have an affected hand.

She would not have cut the SNAP program.

She would not have used the DOJ to attack her political enemies.

She would not have given money to foreign countries.

She would not have abandoned American farmers.

She would not have prevented the release of the Epstein files.

She would not have destroyed American democracy.

She would not have trampled on the Constitution.

She would not have abandoned the fundamental rights of citizens.

She would not have deployed American soldiers against the American people.

She would not have destroyed the White House.

She would not have enriched her family through government influence.

She would not have lied about her health records.

She would not have played golf.

She wouldn't have asked people to cheat in future elections.

She wouldn't have said "Quiet piggy" to a female journalist.

She wouldn't have invited Putin to Alaska.

She wouldn't have appointed an administration of incompetents.

She wouldn't have done everything Trump did.

[ESPN @espn]

NEW YORK, AT LAST! 🗽

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1973, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

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KNICKS IN FIVE MOTHAFUCKA