Tim-may!!

I'm gonna get to the end of my life and find out everyone was lying...

[Busted Coverage @bustedcoverage]

Poor Ahmad Rashad. His wedding party didn’t age well

[Tim-may!! @therealtbg12]

@RealSidSaraf New England misses you too.

[Tim-may!! @therealtbg12]

Tommy Frazier.

[Marty Smith @MartySmithESPN]

Tell me: who is your favorite college football player ever?

[Tim-may!! @therealtbg12]

@Eric_Edholm Great use of betrothed.

[Tim-may!! @therealtbg12]

This thread did not age well.

[Paul Gallant @GallantSays]

1. The #Patriots offensive line is worse. Nate Solder got too much cheddar, but he's better than new LT Trent Brown...especially Trent Brown in week 1. There's been talk this week of Brown's stamina not being in an ideal spot. If the Pats run 80+ plays like they want, he'll tire

[Tim-may!! @therealtbg12]

@ndurastanti The Cadillac of donuts.

[Tim-may!! @therealtbg12]

@Eric_Edholm Swanson. I was way off!

[Tim-may!! @therealtbg12]

Try winning 5 assholes.

[Jawn Gonzalez @JohnGonzalez]

Eagles fans, there’s a new miracle drug that cures everything. It’s called “Winning a Motherf*ing Super Bowl.”

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

If you plan on burning or throwing away your Nike shoes, the St. Francis House of Boston is low on shoes to give to the homeless.

They are accepting all donations, including clothing, at 39 Boylston Street; open 24 hours.

[Andrew Harnik @andyharnik]

Navy Lt. Jack McCain, the son of, @SenJohnMcCain, is reflected in the wall of the Vietnam Memorial as @cindymccain, second from right, departs after laying a wreath at the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in Washington. (AP/Andrew Harnik) @AP_Images @AP @AP_Politics

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Dear annoying Facebook moms, I won't be praying for your kid to have a “blessed” first day of school on account of how stupid that request is.

[S.E. Cupp @secupp]

The press is not the enemy of the people. The press is the enemy of the powerful, unaccountable and corrupt. The unjust, unethical, and dishonest. The bully, the blowhard. The cover up, run around and false pretense. Let’s be clear: that’s made the press the enemy of one person.

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

So apparently Snape works at American Airlines 😂 https://t.co/9q6TbkD34t

[Rube @Rubethedude]

Your favorite President banged a porn star raw cheating on his 3rd wife while pregnant and not a word from you, have that same energy Britt

[Tim-may!! @therealtbg12]

@Mary__Larsen @BlakeLarsen83 @team__ninja ANNNNNNNNNNNA! https://t.co/5rLschThky

[Present & Correct @presentcorrect]

Disney Princess hot dogs. #NationalHotDogDay

via @luckypeach

[Tim-may!! @therealtbg12]

I guess we're caring about infidelity again? Infidelity is so hot right now. #sohot https://t.co/OtBf6IUu6u

[Scott Whitlock @ScottJW]

Wow. Congressman Gohmert went there.

[Tim-may!! @therealtbg12]

@jaketapper Jake Tapper gets it, I dont know why the rest of you clowns can't.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Best Christmas movie ever made 🎄 https://t.co/x9IspHMIWU

[Tim-may!! @therealtbg12]

Mark Fidrych ran the world. https://t.co/ft7HfYFLZy

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Gronk just spiked a Bills hat at a wedding.

Your move Bill’s mafia @LacesOutShow