Gary Watson

A dreamer, a fighter, a lover, and a hamster.

[Gary Watson @therealtomegunn]

@colinmcshow You can have my Oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and stiff hand!

[Gary Watson @therealtomegunn]

@jhoi35474164 @pmjohnson @hankgreen What?

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@pmjohnson @hankgreen I’d say it reduces security.

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@BobbyDukeArts All of this seems like you’re coping well.

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@MurderSmall I don't know if you've done anything on this town, but I saw the name, searched if there be murder there. Lo and behold, this was the first link... https://t.co/P1NNgcqbp9 Yeehaw Junction... fucking YEEHAW JUNCTION, FL. Where the Yee meets the Haw. The fuck...

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@Jimmypisfunny Holy shit... https://t.co/cawjJLqDTY

[Gary Watson @therealtomegunn]

@Jimmypisfunny Fuckin’ turkey!

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@JeffDye It’s lovely. Not as lovely as getting the Bible banned from libraries because of violence and sexual perversion, but it’s still lovely.

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@BobbyDukeArts @agazdecki You’re good at other stuff. It’s ok.

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@BobbyDukeArts But…. HOW?!?!?

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@Devlinside123 @_RowdyPup_ @TerryAnn1219 They are also works of fiction. They have that in common as well.

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@TerryAnn1219 Agree.

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@hankgreen You look like if the Buggles and the Sex Pistols had a weird love baby.

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@Sophia_Nyx A Day in the Life

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@ThatEricAlper I burned my lips because I drank my coffee before it was cool.

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Please make her famous. She needs to be held accountable.

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@challiebear She’s so happy about destroying her daughter’s emotional growth and welfare. How precious. I bet her mother and/or father was an absolute joy as well.

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@CalltoActivism In a battle of wits, a cup of yogurt has an advantage over Lauren Boebert.

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@GregProops @WhoseLiveAnyway You guys are so cute together. I think you would make awesome conjoined twins, but you’d have to connect in the right way or Greg’s feet will dangle.