TonyX

Living in hyper-reality.

[TonyX @therealtonyx]

@needlesxpins69 @chuckbuckles I got an email about this, guys.

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In between sessions of surgeons re-stretching her face over her skull, Joan Rivers asks Lena Dunham "try to look better"

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Oderus' death has me feeling extremely mortal today.

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Well at least we know they will build some tastefully designed affordable units where the rumpus room is.

FUCKING PSYCH!!!

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@quinnomori @needlesxpins69 I used to be the king of the landline. Good ears buddy.

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@chuckbuckles @weirdseance @cameronreed @futureislands for real.

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@youngroyal88 @belledanielle @JoRichThursdays O RLY

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@HoseheadRecords haha! I'm into it!

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@myszkaway @HETHERFORTUNE get out the way I can barely see Steve.

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At your job do you ever fire nails at a wall just to make it sound like you're doing something? No? Me neither.

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"No way, get out of here, you like Beyonce??"
"I do! I love her!"
"You'll never believe this but, ME TOO!!"

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That Katy Perry "Darkhorse" song is about heroin right?

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Sometimes you show up at someone's house and they have a legit Bill Reid print, and it's tite. http://t.co/yG1MpvpRbC

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me and my cats pooping cycle synced up.

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@dotca http://t.co/PGCZ2ElJ0K

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@HoseheadRecords it is a mortal sin to not include a download code in an LP!

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Like 2 years ago I was high on codeine and went in on the "Shit _____ Say" thing. Its funnier than i remember: http://t.co/jBPm39HpSE

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@BobbyDenim @toughage @needlesxpins69 @Adamyk I have a high life craving

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@TELUSsupport yes, I was wondering why you consistently treat me like garabage. Today re: cable, and just in general in the past.

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Anyone know someone who works at @TELUS ? I'd like to confirm that theres a note on my account that says "Treat this asshole like shit"