therealtswift

All views are my own. Unless something is particularly controversial, in which case I’ll claim I was hacked.. 2A Defender. #Colts #LGRW #MotorOn #GoPack

[therealtswift @therealtswift]

@YoniFinkelstein @JayCuda it’s always been the best! welcome to the club ✌🏻

[therealtswift @therealtswift]

@RunFree_Man 😂🤣

[therealtswift @therealtswift]

how I imagine the gentleman behind me from my flight from Denver to CA, yesterday…

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@YellowSkullGod @mask_bastard @elonmusk @GRDecter fucking hell is that Rob Schneider?? holy shit why don’t i remember he played Fergie?

[therealtswift @therealtswift]

@JayCuda IMAGINE the tigers winning 100 games. only imagine tho, i may never see it in my lifetime.. and i loved through the crazy 2006-2014 seasons as a fan…

[therealtswift @therealtswift]

did anyone actually watch the Justice League movie and like it? interested in your thoughts. for my money, i would much rather make an event out of it and watch the Zack Snyder edit..

[therealtswift @therealtswift]

conspiracy theories are just spoilers nowadays…. 🫠

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🚨 15 Minute City 🚨🚨

Just another conspiracy theory right…..

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[BasedF-15Pilot 🇺🇸 @BasedF15pilot]

The reason for this is that emigrating from a nation without equal opportunity and immigrating legally to the USA is an arduous process that requires significant hustle. If you have the hustle to do that, The America dream is ripe for the taking. I'm a son of immigrants so I have inside information here.

The number of Americans who take American opportunities for granted and somehow manage to find victimhood around every corner astounds me. Many Americans are blind to how good and fair America is when it comes to being able to control your destiny with your own sweat and labor.

[therealtswift @therealtswift]

imagine walking around this time of year in this beautiful weather WITHOUT spring allergies…. couldn’t be me

[therealtswift @therealtswift]

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[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

I like the Rangers City Connect uniforms

[therealtswift @therealtswift]

disgusting. absolutely out of line, even with the new rules. don’t make the game more exciting then punish players for being celebrated by fans.

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

Oh my god Cody Bellinger was given a pitch clock violation his first AB back at Dodger Stadium after taking in the standing ovation.

https://t.co/Tl3MvCzQdt

[therealtswift @therealtswift]

lol dumb asf.

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Cody Bellinger got a pitch clock violation after getting an ovation in his first game back at Dodger Stadium

What are we doing blue
https://t.co/Ts9RJDbB3S

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

This is what just a single bullet from an AR-15 does to the human body.

Give me one good reason why anyone should have these weapons of war!

[therealtswift @therealtswift]

@RunFree_Man bro i can’t tell you anything cuz we basically finished but.. just wait.. lol

[therealtswift @therealtswift]

@RunFree_Man lol ok i see you it’s one of those 😂

[Nats Stats @stats_nats]

@Shawn_Spradling Move the Tigers to San Juan and Javy’s an MVP candidate again I guarantee it

[therealtswift @therealtswift]

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[Shawn Spradling @Shawn_Spradling]

These are two different people

[therealtswift @therealtswift]

@Cruzj_ @theothertswift #combos are the 🐐

[Evan Fox @evanfoxy]

What’s the best road-trip snack? I’ve always been a big combos guy