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[TSW @TheRealTWater]

The worst take in 2026 is here and it’s only May.

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

"The Caitlin Clark thing is over. Because she's not the best player in the WNBA... she's not even the best guard from her college class... She's Jeremy Lin. This is just Linsanity. She's gonna fumble this."

- Tyrone Johnson 😳

(via @CraigCartonShow)

[TSW @TheRealTWater]

Take your 50 grand and run. Place that wager on the Boston Celtics winning the east and run. Place that wager on Scottie to win a major this year and now you’re a millionaire. Fool proof

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

Would you rather...

A. Be given $50,000 right now

B. Have 100 pitches to hit a HR off of Paul Skenes for $100 million

[TSW @TheRealTWater]

Hard not to root for Matt Painter

[Michigan Football on UMGoBlue @UMGoBlog]

Purdue HC Matt Painter after losing 91-80 to Michigan 〽️ #GoBlue

[TSW @TheRealTWater]

Why have I not seen this plastered on tv… 🤔

[Jack @jackunheard]

Hell has officially frozen over.

Mark Cuban PRAISES President Trump for his record low pharmaceutical prices:

“We’ll work with TrumpRX. I mean it’s incredible, it’s stupendous, it’s like the most incredible program ever.”

[TSW @TheRealTWater]

A tale old as time for that man. What a year. MVP

[Doug Clawson @doug_clawson]

There’s been 4 instances since 1970 of a QB with 370+ pass yards, 3+ pass TD and 0 INT vs the NFL’s No. 1 scoring defense (rank at end of season)

Matthew Stafford vs the Seahawks in 2025 accounts for half of them. And he lost both.

[🇨🇦 Antonio Tweets @AntonioTweets2]

Never trust the fake news media.
Love the internet.

[TSW @TheRealTWater]

@Realrclark25 I remember when you congratulated Lamar jackson on leading his team down the field and doing enough to win the game and that a drop by mark Andrew’s let him down… now Josh isn’t the guy because Brandin cooks doesn’t come down with the catch to set up a 35 yard field goal. Right

[TSW @TheRealTWater]

It’s beyond funny seeing so many people jump on the “Matthew stafford has always been good”train. Same People kicked that dude and threw in his face he never won a playoff game. He’s always been this dude. Don’t allow dumbasses to act like they knew. No… no you didn’t.

[Brad Chadlington @BradChadlington]

The richest, whitest, most sheltered girl you know from wealthiest suburb in the country is posting a picture of Zohran Mamdani on her story right now captioned “power to the people!!!” from her Soho apartment that’s paid for by her wealthy conservative father

[TSW @TheRealTWater]

Literally thought this was AI.

[CeCe @cecegkh]

Schumer even made Whoopi uncomfortable saying this out loud on live TV. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Straight from the jacka$$’s mouth 🫏

[CeCe @cecegkh]

Schumer even made Whoopi uncomfortable saying this out loud on live TV. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Straight from the jacka$$’s mouth 🫏

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

The average reign for an English King is 18 years. Nancy Pelosi has been reigning in her office for nearly 40 years.

Yet, Nancy Pelosi posted a video attacking Trump for being a ‘King’

Let’s break that down:

- Trump has been in office for 4.5
- Pelosi has been in office for 38 years

- Trump is term-limited
- Pelosi is running *again* in 2026

- Trump’s lost billions in office
- Pelosi has made $300M insider trading

- Trump is that first person in his family to run for office
- Pelosi is a nepobaby who inherited everything from her rich, powerful, connected Democrat daddy

Nancy Pelosi’s ‘No Kings’ video might be the biggest self-own of the year.

She can’t even snap the crown, then turns off the comments. Very Regal.

Pelosi is not against Kings, she is just the American version of one.

[TSW @TheRealTWater]

🤣

[JD Vance @JDVance]

I call upon all of our supporters to stop the violence against innocent beer cans.

And I call upon all left wing radicals to stop inciting violence against innocent people.

[Michelle Maxwell ™ @MichelleMaxwell]

This is Charlie. He was a good man. He wasn’t a racist. The Left needs to stop lying about him!

[TSW @TheRealTWater]

Fucking lunatics

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 WTF?! ABC News is GUSHING over the texts sent between Charlie Kirk’s kiIIer and his trans lover

“[The texts were] very touching, in a way, that… many of us didn’t expect.”

“He was speaking so lovingly about his partner”

These people are DERANGED

[TSW @TheRealTWater]

If this doesn’t get people to understand how bias media is idk what will.

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

This bitch should be taking off the air immediately!

[TSW @TheRealTWater]

One of the dirtier plays no one will ever talk about. Cheeky af

[Jack Settleman @jacksettleman]

This is such bullshit. 99/100 times QB ducks out of bounds and if defender breathes on him he flops for 15. Now he wants to deliver a truck stick? I don’t want to see any tears when he gets his late for this bullshit

[TSW @TheRealTWater]

Satan

[Jason Scheer @jasonscheer]

This woman has no idea how her life is about to change

[TSW @TheRealTWater]

Ain’t that what everyone who don’t think he’s great been saying?? 😂

[Michael @RoutedByDowns]

Why don’t yall call Arch Manning a nepo baby like yall did Shedeur & Bronny?

[TSW @TheRealTWater]

Poor guy on his way to dinner man

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

So, oranges can be fixed by grandpas. Okay, noted.