Vincent Fortenberry

Can someone pass me the sugar?

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

@JackKennedy Does it accept power walking

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

@Greeney_Kay @OrevaZSN Always searching to extend the usefulness of the standard kitchen towel. This is the way.

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

@jersiegel Hi Jeremy! I’d like to replay this video on a dedicated screen in my foyer. But would prefer to hear your approval before construction begins.

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

The greatest tweet I’ve ever seen

[signüll @signulll]

“can i start you off with an appetizer, maybe 30 tortillas?”

“god no, i can’t eat that many tortillas!”

“how about if cut them up into triangles, fry them in seed oil, & serve them with some salsa?”

“omg that sounds delightful”.

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

@JoeHollinsVet Please let us know where the memorial statue will be located

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

@gotrice2024 I once got lost in a similar garage and was forced to camp there for a couple nights. Always keep a tent and flashlight handy for those circumstances!

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

@90daysliquidity This is disappointing. We need more olive oil in banking conversations

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

@MelindaMannNMN @Principal_Jon Probably leaning on the builders to build the workers but just a guess.

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

@elonmusk Bookmark for follow up with my social media consultant

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

I’ve got nine followers and those people are my realest of reals

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

@Empty_America Honey production, my fine feathered friend

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

@RaoulGMI I asked it to wash my dishes last Thursday and same, nothing. The lies are distressing

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

@NecktieSalvage I’m interested in where that path leads. A chattering stream? Urban alleyway?

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

@RealRupertChang Good to hear. It’s very distressing to be labeled as spam.

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

I was alerted today that a reply tweet of mine was flagged as probable spam. Is there a phone number for tech support I can contact? @elonmusk

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

@06E90 @SpeedSportLife This is a volume knob.

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

Top five days in Twitter history

1. Jan 1 2001
2. Today
3. Last Tuesday
4. Flag day
5. Tomorrow

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

Yes after sprinkling the salt under my pillow, it’s been very helpful here

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Has anyone here used sea salt to stop waking up to go the bathroom at night?

[Vincent Fortenberry @TheRealVinceF]

https://t.co/wDdIZyQuTJ

[Barrett Linburg @DallasAptGP]

What’s the least expensive car (new or used) that you could buy today that gets you treated like royalty at a nice restaurant valet?

I think this is the best answer