.wanja

positively curious.
"Not mad, just Aengry scientist"
Artist @wanjaxarts

[.wanja @therealwanja]

I was listening to Sendwave ads on kameme. They're locked innnn...

[.wanja @therealwanja]

Me playing french music knowing damn well sijui kifaransa pia 💯

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I could never be a Dj cause I’d play songs for me… dance if you want idgaf 😎

[.wanja @therealwanja]

If more people had access to public libraries, then we could debate the morality of piracy on more even ground. But as it stands...

[.wanja @therealwanja]

I think we can acknowledge the theft while also acknowledging that most kenyans are poor

[Dr. C @chao_mbogho]

I don't know how, but I just know you can trace a line between Kenyans not wanting to stock or spend money on original books or paying for subscriptions, all the way to kasongo. Him and his phd.

[.wanja @therealwanja]

@biggmammaaaaaaa No more saying "I'm the shit" 😂

[.wanja @therealwanja]

Levels of sphincter control I didn't know existed👏🏾

[Shawry For Shelves :-) @biggmammaaaaaaa]

How do you even poop on command?😂😂😂

[.wanja @therealwanja]

This little missy walled in, took control of the TV, asked if I paint and dance, then booked a dance and painting date with me. I respect the strict calendar. I'll be there ma'am.

[.wanja @therealwanja]

I just met the loveliest group of card players but I can't shit where I eat 🌚

[.wanja @therealwanja]

He's right. I'm tired of peeing at 3 am.

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

JUST IN🚨: Amazon founder Jeff Bezos says human water consumption is limiting Al's potential

[.wanja @therealwanja]

Smh 💀

[Brendah @Nyahoemabae]

This one

[.wanja @therealwanja]

Real

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

If your relationship survives that Elephant Hill hike just marry her bro

[.wanja @therealwanja]

I've been watching a sausage fly squirming for it's life on a fly trap. Consider me disgusted.

[.wanja @therealwanja]

I've been asked to watch a couple of bags by the strangers next to me so naturally I will lay down my life for these bags. These are "my* special strangers. Nobody knows them like I do.

[✰ @breathinjennies]

this tweet being the moment we were freed

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

I’ve been making such a conscious effort to gossip less and “cover people’s sins” —as in, not say the unsavory things I’d like to say or mention what I might not like mentioned about myself—and tbh as an adult woman it’s one of the hardest fixes I’ve ever tried to implement

[.wanja @therealwanja]

I feel so awkward anytime I'm asked if I miss someone.

But do they miss me is the question I should be asking tbh

[monka @MsMacharia]

There's so many reports of people cutting their dreadlocks because Kenya Police has been using that as an excuse to extort them. Especially people who commute at night. The speed with which we are regressing as a country is very saddening.

[🇰🇪 @6_size]

I wonder if we laid eggs like chicken and had to sit on them for 21 days to hatch if capitalism would give us 21 days +90days maternity leave or they would tell us to carry our eggs to work

[.wanja @therealwanja]

No bc she needs to eat

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

are you not allowed to cover the aunty when dishing up ?😭