Lord Xenu

Galactic Dictator. You may have heard of me somewhere.

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

I WON! BY A LOT! #GALACTICDICTATORFORLIFE

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Planning a great grand finale for 2020...wait till you see the cliffhanger ending! Part 2 coming in 2021! #apocalypsechallenge #endgame

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Old Town Road remix ft Lord Xenu. @LilNasX let’s make it happen

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

Finally saw that new mission impossible movie. Still prefer battlefield earth though.

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

Rumors of Michael Cohen representing me are #fakenews! I would never hire anyone who works with Hannity!

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

Stephen Hawking was getting too close to the answers... couldn’t let that happen. #stephenhawking

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

NO COLLUSION!

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

I created the Kardashians as a distraction! #FactsYouProbablyDontKnowAboutMe

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

After president trump starts a nuclear war, earth will finally be ready for colonization. #finally

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

Definitely voting for Trump. We both agree on what to do with illegal "aliens"

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

David Letterman: call me

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

Don't believe that new HBO documentary about me. They didn't tell me the mic was on when I was using the bathroom. #GoingClear

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

Settling back in after attending the Kanye Kim wedding. Anything I missed?

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

Godzilla comes out today. I always thought I would make a great Mothra.

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

Just passed by the asteroid that is on its way to destroy earth. About the same size as the one that killed all the dinosaurs. #apocalypse

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I welcome any seceding states to join my intergalactic coalition for evil. We have a flat tax too. #teapartyxenu

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

Like your "hair" RT @realDonaldTrump: Our nation is a once great nation divided!

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

I abolished the entire planet that invented that! RT @realDonaldTrump: This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

Xenu agrees!! RT @realDonaldTrump: This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!

[Lord Xenu @therealxenu]

Is it too late to start a Super PAC? I wanna buy some tv ads to support my candidacy for President. #votexenu