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Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this account presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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Human nature: making things then ringing said things

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Things that don’t exist are hard to imagine, but the only things worth the effort

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Has anyone coined the term Zyncel? Okay, I’m saying zyncel now.

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My buddy Dan:

“I think google maps thinks I’m a Mormon”

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I swear this movie has come out every six months for the last four years

[ᥴꪖꪑᦓꪮꪀ 🌞 @Cambone88]

#Olympics2024 #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever

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There is unlimited noise out there if you listen.

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“Why are you?”

“I’m not certain, but I suspect an accident”

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“I occurred, I am not. Yet, I occurred.”

Dune Messiah is worth a read.

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Show off to the lift riders:be embarrassed to the lift riders

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Will TikTok kick off WWIII?

[Scott Manley @DJSnM]

Kairos Rocket may have exploded, but, it successfully deployed the satellite, albeit into a lower energy orbit than required.

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@nocapfelix @historyinmemes

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@jaredpolis @cgpgrey has some thoughts on this

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@notfunEman Collateral

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“A memory and a fantasy both live in the head” @american_baron fantastic

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

yes that has been the formula for beauty since ancient Egypt

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@Comments4days @HappyPunch Huge missed opportunity to say “NO DEAL”