Zo Johnson

Actor/Comedian... I got Good Intentions but Bad Habits...

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This is a sad day.

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This Sunday!

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Dope cut today!

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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

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Next Stand up Comedy with Hiphop and RnB March 20, 2022 @TheVirgil

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How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Oh shit, they're done! #goodintentionsbadhabits

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Okay = not mad
Ok = mad
K = mad af #goodintentionsbadhabits

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It’s really the space between the notes that makes the music you enjoy so much. Without the spaces, all you would have is one continuous noisy note. Everything that’s created comes out of silence. #goodintentionsbadhabits

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Once a female receives one too many compliments on social media, booking info will magically appear in her bio... #goodintentionbadhabits

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If a girl says whatever it means?

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That high moment when you start telling a story, and stop midway through because you forget what the hell you were just talking about. #goodintentionsbadhabits

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I'm a real winner I never give up! I will get toothpaste out of a long tube even after everyone said it was impossible. . . And do it again the next day too! #goodintentionsbadhabits

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You have to speak to be heard but be silent to be appreciated! #goodintentionsbadhabits

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Does every woman deserves a man that can make her heart forget it was ever broken?

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Am I the only person that looks at their phone to find out what time it is and then has to look again because I wasn't paying attention the first time? #goodintentionsbadhabits

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Don't think too much people, you'll create a problem that wasn't even there in the first place. #goodintentionsbadhabits

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Who dresses better American women or European women?

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You dont know true competition until you're one of the last two people in musical chairs... #goodintentionsbadhabits

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"WOMAN AT A BAR- Zo, I want a man who's loyal, faithful, patient, attentive, forgiving, unselfish, and a good listener.

"ZO- You want a dog... #goodintentionsbadhabits

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Nothing is more dangerous than a woman with a secret…
#goodintentionsbadhabits