me: the moon controls the tides and the human psyche. wolves know that, that’s why they howl at her. it’s a tribute.
therapist: let’s talk about your father
me: no
hey guys and gals. friendly reminder that tail cropping, ear cropping, and declawing animals is NOT necessary and there’s no reason to mutilate an animal for no true benefits to them, only to you.
Girls who constantly tweet about how important it is to “be nice to others” & “be kind” are prolly like the meanest and most negative girls I’ve ever met lmao
our apartment building DNA tests any dogs that live in the complex & if they find dog poop on the lawn they send it to a lab to determine whose dog it was & then fine you $300. This some 2030 shit
Fun things to do in Santa Clarita, CA
-drive around town in your race car
-blow phat fuckin vape clouds
-go smoke weed at 3 story park
-binge drink at schooners or bunker hill
-hangout at in n out on bouquet
-go off roading at monkey ranch
-hookup at the castaic lookout https://t.co/my4jPAvMk9