Exciting news: I’ve decided to move into Billie Eilish’s $6 million Malibu beachfront mansion because no human being is illegal on stolen land.
Thank you Billie for your generosity.
There is nobody in the chess world with a wider vocabulary and better writing style than Daniel Naroditsky, I swear.
“Lavish”, “convivial”, “betokened”.
Beautiful.
NEW: Fight breaks out on plane after female lawyer is accused of cutting the line to get off first
One man began chanting “Karen” as she argued with others
She turned to someone filming and asked, “Do you have permission to film me?”
Another passenger replied, “It’s public.” She responded, “Shut the f*** up.”
A man with a Southern accent scolded her for cursing. She fired back, “Given your accent, I can tell you’ve said the F-bomb.”
A woman jumped in, saying, “You can be a jerk, but you’re not gonna insult someone because of an accent, we’re not doing that.”
Another man off-camera said, “This is a low IQ individual,” referring to the man with the Southern accent
The lawyer agreed, claiming the man’s use of “ain’t” indicated low intelligence
The woman pushed back again: “I use ‘ain’t,’ and I’m in a doctoral program.”
The fact that John Cena’s famous #Thanksgiving freestyle was completely unscripted makes everyone reaction 100 times better
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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He has ran his race, protected his
pride, defended his territory and
passed on his pool of strong genes.
Now it's time for him to surrender his
reigns for the young to continue his
legacy.
In 1965, Singapore was forced out of Malaysia.
No army.
No resources.
No fresh water.
A tiny island of 2M people living in slums.
Then ONE man's ruthless vision built modern Asia's greatest success...
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