Being Felix

i am the Proof of God’s existence. relationship status: Hungry.

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Binti wakati unaendelea
👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
-Kujiona wewe bado mzuri mda wa kuolewa bado
-Wewe bado mdogo mda wa kuolewa bado
-Wewe bado hujaona mwanaume wa type yako
-kuona kila anaekufata hana hela/Gari
-Ukiolewa kuna hela fulani utakua unakosa

Pia Pitia ISAYA 4:1 uisome vizuri uielewe.

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@zoeymetax Huyu sio yule Maulidi Kanga?

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@Ndolezi_Petro @elyneema @LatraTZ Inavosemekana hutakiwi kulipa kama umekata tiketi na unayo.

Ila maajabu ni kwamba utalipishwa.

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@balozi123 Huyo huko nyuma anakua ni nani wake asaa mi ndo sielewi

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@iGodmanHustler Ni mwanamke mjinga tu ndo anaamini Ndoa na uzuri vinafatana.

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@FeYaBoY Zaman mwanaume nilikua sioni wivu sababu mi ndo nilikua nakunja pisi kila kona. Skuizi pisi zinakunjwa kila kona mkuu.

Unakuta pisi hapo mtaani amekua kama Tamisemi yeye ni kutoa uroda kwa vijana wa kila rika na kila kundi

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@heisrema This Feels like Space X without Elon Musk
Or a beer without alcohol

Sometimes you look like a lion with no nails

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@aidanmponeza @Thereal_taivina Shida unakuta dereva alikimbia au boda walikua washakunywa kile cheupe.

Ni ngumu sana kureson na mob (kundi la watu)

Wao badala waangaike kuokoa maisha wanahangaika kukutia hasara wewe

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@zkBaraka @Mwinshehe07 Acha lipasuke tuu. Shenzi kabisa

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@mchumimrembo 🍆

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@spana_Konki Aseme tu hapo saidi ndo kuna malango ya asali

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@SharifaSabrina Nawaelewa wanaopiga hizi picha kwa kumbukumbu zao. Sio kuzipost kwa jamii.

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@zkBaraka @Mwinshehe07 Mzee umeelewa hizo meseji zake lakini? Muhuni ashamwambia kabisa ukipata mimba nakuacha 😂

Dem likajua utani liketegesha placenta. FUCK AROUND FIND OUT (FAFO)

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@bonifacejoseph_ Naona umekula filter mkuu ili uje online.

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@eastafricatv Alikua anaenda kuwafanyisha biashara za kujiuza au?

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@Madola__ Ukipenda boga penda na ua lake. Ukipenda Matako ya kwenda kama hayo Penda na mtumbo wa kurudi kama huo 😅

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@EsirEid CRDB unakosea muamala unakaa wiki tatu ndo pesa inarudi

Nmb unajitumia hela system inashida subiri 72hrs za kazi

Mtandao wa bank unaweza amua tu kuwa chini na hawakupi notes before utume hela. Ni mpaka ukishatuma.

Ukitoka na laki moja manunuzi madogo 20K itaishia makato.

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@DadaEstie A man that leaves didn’t wake up and decided. Most tried for so long and fought many silent battles while no one paid attention.

A man will leave the Furnace burnt beyond recognition and society will ask, why didn’t you stay and die to prove your manhood.

NB: a Man not a Boys

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@Nurjan_seyd Unadhani kumwaga nje ni rahisi kama kurekebisha wigi kwenye kichwa cha pembe nne? Kumwaga nje inahitaji Composure, accuracy na skills beyond your comprehension.

Omba uwe mwanaume for one day alafu tuone kama utamwaga nje.

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@mTusiOriginal Ahhh pale 50,000 ina mtosha. Laki tano sidhan

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@kishoka_ Lets file this under the folder of things that have never happened