Kristin Hoover

Redneck. Diva. That pretty much explains everything.

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I have this theory:

I think GenX has a hard time with the middle part because we grew up in the Weird Al era.

[Kristin Hoover @theredneckdiva]

@ElizabethJhnson Same!! 👋🏼 Hi old friend!

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@ColourPopCo Eyeeeeeesssss. I mess them up entirely too often and if my face isn’t done, I’m not cussing at 5am as I try to fix foundation.

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Turns out, anxiety nap and depression nap are interchangeable. I’ve had several of both today. I’m practically an expert now. Follow me for more life coach tips.

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@fembotpisces A couple I know took both their last names and morphed them together to make a new one and I love EVerything about that.

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(5) How much abuse has been endured at the hands of men due to such toxic teachings in the church in the name of God? I am ashamed to have been part of such an entity that taught such abusive rhetoric. #gettingthatoffmychest

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(4) and reminded us to be always “available” (wink wink) and joyfully at that. We were to be positive and encouraging no matter what he did. And while it bothered me then it makes me utterly sick today.

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(3) and it set so wrong with me even though I was literally a youth minister, fully immersed in All Things Baptist™️ at the time. All these years I’ve remembered how she pointed her finger at us ladies and chastised us...cont.

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(2) She had mentioned to her grandma that her husband had been a “turkey” (gah Baptists and their swears) and had frustrated her and grandma came at her saying she was to never ever say anything negative about him again...cont.

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(1) I was thinking back to a ladies’ class I attended once at a ministry rally where the speaker told us how we are to NEVER speak ill of our husbands. And this “wisdom” had been passed down from her grandma...cont.

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Woke up this morning missing Steve Irwin something fierce. I mean, of course we all do, but why today? #RIPcrocodilehunter

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@animebittie

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Wanna guess what this will be?

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@animebittie Well you already have my undying love and devotion which is a pretty awesome prize already. Oh and also no, not the ocean. I’m terrified of water lol.

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@animebittie But that corn though. It’s the stuff of dreams.

[Kristin Hoover @theredneckdiva]

@jhnrbry My daughter’s work was sent donuts. They sent a thank you card. The guy sent them more donuts for them being so thoughtful with a card. For which, in return, they sent a card. And....they’re in a neverending loop of gratitude now.

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@HooverKady @animebittie And I miss you both!!! So much it hurts!

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You don’t even have to click on it for the sound. Just watch in abject horror. PAY ATTENTION. COVER THAT SHIT. (Also applies to your sex parts, but that’s another day and time.)

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Watching Peter Pan & spotted this John Finlay cameo !!! #TigerKing #JoeExotic