Barry Allen

‍ ‍ ‍ “I have a bad habit of racing death and winning.”‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ #𝐌͟𝐕͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐆͟𝐔͟𝐄͟

[Barry Allen @ThereInAFIash]

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𝐅𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄.

[Barry Allen @ThereInAFIash]

“Man.. It gives me a bad name.”

[Lois Lane-Kent @TruthsParagon]

"Look, in my defense, reading too much kind of gets all the words spinning.

I'm going with flashing."

[Barry Allen @ThereInAFIash]

“Man… Just one day.”

[Lois Lane-Kent @TruthsParagon]

"Is it ‘flashing’ or ‘fleshing’? Holy f#!*

I cannot get this straight."

[Lex Luthor @Meglobrainiac]

|| Like if you want your muse to be inducted into the Suicide Squad.

[Barry Allen @ThereInAFIash]

Trying a New @ lmk

[Lex Luthor @Meglobrainiac]

𝗔 𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗩𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝗔𝗖𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘.

From the desk of Lex Luthor.

Please see below.

[Kon-El @TheBoyOfSteel]

|| Yeah so,
let’s NOT do this shall we?

[Barry Allen @ThereInAFIash]

@BlurOfLegend @EmeraldKnightGL - ‘Fastest Man Alive’ was preaching a slow and cautious approach, but hey, he was eating with a talking hedgehog on a space station and talking about a grown man who dressed like a bat..

Stranger things had happened.

“We’ll see I guess.”

#EQUATIONCRISIS

[Barry Allen @ThereInAFIash]

Location: The Justice League Watchtower — Cafeteria

Ground point: 50.25° South, 18.21° West
Orbital speed, 4.754 miles / s 17115 mph.

Current Time: 22:00

The Brave and the Bold… And the Blue?

Issue 1 of 1.

[Barry Allen @ThereInAFIash]

@BlurOfLegend @EmeraldKnightGL - out of three isn’t bad.”

Stuffing the contents of Hal’s plate into his mouth he would chew “slowly”.

“What rubs me up the wrong way is the jump to direct action, you’ve got a whole room of super brains in there and they’ve just leapt to conclusions..”

Ironic that the -

[Barry Allen @ThereInAFIash]

@BlurOfLegend @EmeraldKnightGL - Chicken Alfredo into his mouth.

“Tell me random blue hedgehog.
What else do you think about the whole president thing? When did you get here? Also who are you?”

Barry Allen had a PHD in being unbothered..

[Barry Allen @ThereInAFIash]

@BlurOfLegend @EmeraldKnightGL - priority of the Justice League..
The amount of bum interviews we’ve given in the past..

Hal surely remembers Aquaman’s CNN interview on Mardi Gras…”

Wait.

When did the League admit a spiky blue anthropomorphic hedgehog?

Flash gave a small shrug, stuffing the -

[Sᴏɴɪᴄ @BlurOfLegend]

@EmeraldKnightGL @ScarletBlurs -talkin’ to him before taking it to the news? Kiiiiiinda wild if you ask me.”

𝗦𝗶𝗶𝗶𝗶𝗶𝗶𝗶𝗶𝗽.

#𝑱𝑼𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑮𝑼𝑬 • #𝑬𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵�#𝑬𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑪𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑰𝑺 https://t.co/

[Barry Allen @ThereInAFIash]

- “Sorry.. Too soon? I was kinda dead for that bit so..”

“Still, my point stands, come sit man, they’ve got good chicken today, we can’t let it go to waste.

Rest your mind and your behind o’ weary space cop, talk to me..”

#EquationCrisis

[Barry Allen @ThereInAFIash]

Halallax, sorry, Parallax was a real bummer.”

Slowly, or at least something resembling slowly when it came to speedsters, Barry would shovel food into his mouth, evidently less bothered by the decision than his green companion.

Noticing Hal hadn’t brightened he would continue.-