Josh Meyer

Actor, artist, lowbrow.

[Josh Meyer @thereman]

@weird_empire hi! i haven't received order #3004 (ordered Jan. 1 and shipped Jan. 18) and the tracking page doesn't seem to be working, can you help? fingers crossed...

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“Do you want to install the updates now or try tonight?” is a little more conversational than I need my computer to be. Thought someone was asking me out on a date for a sec.

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@modaviau @arclight So extra strong over extra soft? Interesting.

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Los Angeles is a city where it's cheaper to study perfumery than improv.

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Had an abstract dream that bodies are just Waldorf salads floating in space

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Can we please retire the phrases "I'm in you" and "I'm inside you" when referring to cities?

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Sad to wake up after a night of erotic dreams about Wendy's employees

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The chef prepared me a large raw clam. And said I'm never going to eat oysters again. Because oysters are for people who can't handle clams.

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Nobody ever told me about Annette Peacock

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I wish @Hulu let you turn off the laugh track on classic sitcoms.

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In my ideal world, there'd be no such thing as "restroom keys" and every single production of a musical would release an official cast album

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@travisbedard Action Packed! Those were awesome. And turns out that they are actually the company that does some in braille

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woke from a dream with an urgent need to research braille baseball cards

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Working on gratitude today and the first thing that came to mind was, "I don't really have to worry about being killed by a large animal."

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...imagining everyone aging as much as the president will in the next four years...

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Hey @CalArtsREDCAT, do you have a volunteer program? Because I need to see as many performances of The Designated Mourner as possible :)

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My heart rate picks up a little whenever I get a text message, even when it's one I just sent to myself. Sad?

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I hate it when someone smiles at me and I miss my chance to smile back before they look away

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Dreamt I woke up with a water bottle attached to my hand by a thick wart-like stem

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sometimes flossing your teeth feels like getting a free meal