Bolivia Don

cream cheese frosting advocate she/her

[Bolivia Don @thereminboat]

how am i supposed to start my classical-cellist-turned-virtuoso-folk-musician arc in these conditions

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i’m sick of not having a mandolin

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i just realized that when i get an apartment i can get some sort of little snake or lizard of some sort to have and to hold

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THIS IS A GREAT TWEET

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sometimes i get jealous of the high school kids who get to have a normal senior year but then i remember they still have to eat those chicken tenders with the brown rice

[Bolivia Don @thereminboat]

why are men

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@AnimalsCaption @Tan_jin_t

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@ddub112358 this tweet deserved more love

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@ddub112358

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@ddub112358 is tru i was there

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#NewProfilePic

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@ddub112358 literally just air heating stuff up

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the fact that i am carrying a book in the dining hall is not an invitation to talk to me about that book! it is in fact, THE OPPOSITE OF THAT!!!!!!!!! PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

[Bolivia Don @thereminboat]

not like 1 celery for each wing, i’m talking like a plate of celery the same size as the wings plate

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the wings to celery ratio should be 1:1

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who tryna get me a moon wrapped in brown paper <3 https://t.co/6ian5gv01y

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she’s gonna be so happy 🥲

[Bolivia Don @thereminboat]

sorry if this is how you found out

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i just wanna go one year completely oblivious to the fact that the super bowl is happening