Theresa Rose

Fabulous Comedienne, Singer Songwriter, Plus Size Model

[Theresa Rose @theresacomedy]

Finally, after over a decade, I released my first singer songwriter album. 9 songs I wrote and sang, exactly half hour of music. I hope you'll enjoy it.

https://t.co/2aO7UuJfJE

[Theresa Rose @theresacomedy]

Hey friends, unfortunately I've hit some really hard times over the past few years & my friends have organized a fundraiser. Any help is appreciated:
Help Theresa Avoid Eviction https://t.co/OSo8Jkstcu

[Theresa Rose @theresacomedy]

I tend to keep my head in the sand for mental health reasons but Pasta brings up some interesting points:

[Theresa Rose @theresacomedy]

Soooo excited! https://t.co/mA36XkQL0c

[Theresa Rose @theresacomedy]

New love feels so good 😊💕🥳 @ Granville Pasadena https://t.co/O5jiDzgSRy

[Theresa Rose @theresacomedy]

Sondheim’s Assassins at @eastwestplayers was incredible! They struck a perfect balance of humor and poignancy. @ East West Players Inc https://t.co/EMpxT69ABd

[Theresa Rose @theresacomedy]

Anyone ever wonder why I quit stand up? Here’s one of myriad reasons:

[Becca G @beccagreenberg_]

New rule: Every male comedian should have to tell us how old his girlfriend is as soon as he gets on stage so I can decide if I like him or not

[Theresa Rose @theresacomedy]

When your ENTIRE life is a mess… professional, romantic, even platonic… but at least the face you spent 1.5 hours on is on point. https://t.co/yvKz0UVUu4

[Theresa Rose @theresacomedy]

In case you were wondering… #invited 😍😌🥰 https://t.co/3Setpvxw0r

[Theresa Rose @theresacomedy]

Steve Carell clearly needs to play Gene Roddenberry. #justsayin https://t.co/kUYYGWUKMI

[Theresa Rose @theresacomedy]

Just posted a photo @ Las Vegas, Nevada https://t.co/VvMtLWio4M

[Theresa Rose @theresacomedy]

Y’all I have another problem at #STLV - without Craigslist personal ads, how can I get guys for my Riker gangbang?!? The rules are simple: you have to stand with one leg propped up while you wait to do me, or if you sit you gotta straddle the chair backwards. Who’s in??? 😈😈😈

[Theresa Rose @theresacomedy]

This isn’t the way I was hoping to be under @jonathansfrakes at #STLV but it’ll have to do since he canceled his appearance 😉😅🥲

[Theresa Rose @theresacomedy]

I’m @StarTrek #STLV con & want to dress up-already got asked where my uniform was & it’s day 1 😞 However there is NOT ONE easily recognizable plus size female character to cosplay. (Don’t even try to come at me with @may_wise she’s not even “TV fat.”) Where’s my representation?

[Theresa Rose @theresacomedy]

@GarrettRWang My husband was elated when you said he “made your day” by suggesting a Chinese (Min-Nan) name for Harry Kim that fills in what “S.L.” stands for! Thanks for being so kind and giving to all your fans at #STLV!

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7. any of the rights that we see for those in heteronormative unions. Society is cruel enough without one marginalized group stepping on another to frantically grasp at that golden carrot. We’ve already seen “freedom” from the backs of others. Can we finally just stand together?

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6. Worrying about my kids getting bullied or someone calling CPS because they think our “lifestyle is damaging the children”. Worrying that I will face sneers, hate or violence because of who I love. Worrying about who will decide that we aren’t a real family and don’t deserve

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5. But you choose to cast your disapproval down on those who don’t fit in the confines of monogamy and exclude us on what basis? That this is a choice? How? Why would I choose to walk this kind of a path, worrying constantly about something like this happening.

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4. without then dedicating your fervor and your activism to include ALL forms of gender, identity and consensual, respectful love and commitment? We can be allies in the truest sense of the word and push back against a system seeking to marginalize and invalidate us.

[✪ Σ®í№ ☈α©♬ε£ ✪ @SugarAndChaos]

3. I know you know this feeling. The helplessness. The indignation at having your years of love and devotion waived off because you don’t file joint taxes. What makes you think that who you love is any less of a choice than who we love? Why would you proclaim “love is love!”

[✪ Σ®í№ ☈α©♬ε£ ✪ @SugarAndChaos]

2. He’s thankfully not critical but what if he was? What if it was one of our children that I’m not the biological mother of? Are you cool with me being relegated to stand by and worry because I can’t formalize my status as a wife and mother to them?