mommiana

God is king 🤍

[certified lover girl @accordingtoNay]

i don’t like no nigga who tell they mama everything.. yes big shirley i did mace tf outta him & i’ll do it again 😭

[sarina ⋆˚꩜｡ּ @diorrrdolll]

You go on Instagram stories and everyone is either engaged, in love or in Japan

[pingu @pingu4ll]

you can’t discuss the ocean with a frog
it only knows the pond

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

nobody wanna call you until you taking a nap

[des @desdotjs]

boyfriend called… DECLINE! Busy BITCH ! working a JOB thanks to you !

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

"if I were you" is so pointless because if u were me you'd do exactly what I did cuz you're me & that is how being me works

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

one minute u a teenager and the next u a 24 year old senior citizen

[simba @simbasweetheart]

Why was the alien dick sucking Thanos like that in endgame?? He said you are about to die at the hands of Thanos children. You a grown ass man.

[2HNDSUM @2HNDSUM]

me in the mirror after having a breakdown

[. ✨ @PassionFruit_x]

The comments under people’s TikToks are honestly the closest I’ve come to experiencing that kind of laughter again 😭😭

[meow @dollon1ine]

why do people that’s favorite color is purple act like that

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Instagram be finding ppl you just seen at the red light

[ً @cfwmx]

thanos was right half of yall need to go

[el jeringas @ElJeringasLoko]

JAJSJSJJAAJ

[𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ 🎀 @eattmilo]

netflix after helping you spell a movie they don't
have

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

up going thru shit only Peter Parker and Future would get

[Yana @Withmyflawsnall]

I don’t care how old I’ll get I’ll forever love this Marvel shit

[soldieryoncé 🐊 @soldieryonce]

Just closed Twitter and opened it again