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nick cannon’s biggest hater

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College Board: do NOT post any psat memes or we will have to invalidate the test.
High School Students:
#PSAT

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my mom: who sold the house?
me at the bruno mars concert:

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hey guys i’d like to announce i will be quitting my job effectively immediately to pursue my arab king lifestyle to finally achieve aida’s love 💔

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problem: broke and in mass amounts of credit card debt.
solution: buy a new car

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men need to start thinking for themselves and stop sucking their little bitch boy friends’ dicks. i shouldn’t have to learn how to play mommy at age 20 because your real parents don’t love you 🙄

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I GOT CONDOS IN YOUR HEAD BITCH GET A GRIPPPPP 😭😭 glad to see you’ve gotten WORSE. how’s it feel to be a broke LOSERR. 😛🫵🏻#wasnevertheproblem

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ig im crazy 💔💔

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@chinesekittyxo @icehotelllll zesty ass mfs man

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@BidensWins this aged horribly

[isa @supersourisa]

what if phineas and ferb were a drag duo and their drag names were skinneas and serve

[solé @layxsnv]

“I was finna see if you wanted to smoke but you in here sleep”

Me:

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@johnlee06222105 @snapchatsupport @Snapchat my messages actually sent ?? it’s j my camera. it’s v bizarre. i checked snaps twitter they’re responding to everyone saying they’re looking into it so hopefully it will work soon.

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@johnlee06222105 @snapchatsupport @Snapchat this is so so annoying. there are certain people i’m only able to communicate w over snap and i feel awful not even being able to say “hey lol my snaps not working”

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@johnlee06222105 @snapchatsupport @Snapchat it was glitching weird and not showing their bitmoji even if they were in the chat,, i’ll check again but i think so ??

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@_lucymiles SAME

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@CupcakKe_rapper precisely,, sad.

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@JoeyNero2 how did this beef even start 😳

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@larrayxo thanks for the attention, you too 😚😚

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@Snapchat can y’all do me a favor and fix your fucking app, this is the THIRD time this week it completely stopped working.

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@twaimz you think i have money... right.