The Resilient Dud

There’s only heartbreak and dread on this road.

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

Scrambled eggs this morning were so good

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

I should probably take the ferry

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

@clovdynotes You show promising initiative

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

Tomorrow's going to be a fun day.

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

@clovdynotes Aren’t you a nosy one

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

@lonelyfans_ You never learn

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

I should just get up because those shirts aren’t going to iron themselves here.

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

It sounds like we are headed into another disaster

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

@letmebeurw0man Tough luck

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

Massages are so expensive here. Sheesh

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

@kiterunnerrr Something to look forward to in life.

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

It does look like perhaps I'm warming up to an Amdroid.

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

I still regret not playing that match before the flight. Staying away for a week with be difficult.

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

@clovdynotes Try yours for size

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

Chilly Cali mornings

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

@busynesswomann Thank God. What would I do otherwise if you weren't understanding

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

@busynesswomann I genuinely don't remember writing that. And I didn't think your mood swings were that fast.

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

@busynesswomann It's not. I didn't write it. This is what happens when ever man under the sun DMs you. You can't remember what.

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

@busynesswomann You are going to expose me? For doing what?

[The Resilient Dud @theresilientdud]

@busynesswomann Nope. You are confusing me with someone else